thx :3

Don't you dare

?

he not ded

idc

oh no

Sadly, he will still get punished because he kept his snack on the calculator

R.I.P

Death awaits you

XD

ikr

my dad would say "it wont bite"

lol same

School teacher: just move it
Me: it is small and has fragile bones, and melted my heart with its cuteness
Teacher: *thinking* alright. But I expect that homework done along with today's homework by next lesson.

your the only mortal hear

quack

i-
i want a duck .-.

Awwww cute duck

DUCC

UvU

*eats duck*
there no more excuses