Troopa note: *answers the door*

Cloud: no f**k off

No.

Cloud: the hell do you want- *she opens the door*

Bored.

Cloud: bru- ok come in

-comes in-

Cloud: so what do you wanna do—
Kage: oh hi again-

Nothing.

Cloud: so, you mean just like sit in here and not do shit, just sit down-
Kage: sounds simple enough to me

Then what am I supposed to do, eat ass?

Cloud: how in the fuc- no you can touch ghost

I can't so no.

Cloud: can we do something that is n o n sexual—

-lays down-

Cloud: *sits down*
Kage: *does the same*

Zzz...

Cloud: *pokes your eye* if you go to sleep you won’t wake back up :)

Exercise my 2nd Amendment rights

No thanks.

Be like my neighbor
Pull out a gun, point it, and ask who you are

Why?

alexa intruder alert

F yo alexa

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP"

-Alexa

Nothing.

*opens*

Hello there.

General Kenobi

*casually yeets self out a window* You have not encountered my true randomness!

Lunatic smh.

Well....Its in the name, isn't it not.
*casually summons the Moon Lord*

-not impressed-
I beat that thing many times.

Same.
So I'm gonna let ya fight them.....With a sickle!
Or a copper shortsword.
Anything that seems useless.
I dare you to use it!

-literally had the Meowmere sword out before you said anything, before your turned around to see if I was gonna agree-

Ah. Yes, the meowmere.
Very interesting choice.
Now....how about 9000 Moon Lords?

The hell-

-knocks more-

begins to recite the declaration of independence to you through the door

*opens door* Ay wanna play smash

Sure before I go to a football game.

*opens it* wassup