RVB random chat

HAVE YOU SEEN THAT GUY WHO IS NOT REALLY HERE; I HEARD HE GOT SHOT BUT I CANT FIND ANY TRACE OF BULLETS; OH MAYBE HE WAS TAKEN AWAY BY ALIENS; WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT OVER THERE? ALIENS ARE REAL AND TOOK TUCKERS GIRLFRIEND; HE DOESN'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND WE NEED TO GET READY FOR A WAR. HOW IS THIS HELPING