How...... controversial

yoooooooo, you got your name change!

Oh i didn't notice that.

Yes!

Oof

Sorry but I haven't seen ya all day.

Yea true

You doin okay today?

Mhm, why?

Because you have the dep and i want to make sure your okay buddy.

Thnx *hug*

Np but you good today bud?

Yessss

*gasp* HOW COULD YOU.

Well raptor you see this world be complicated and weird.

Indeed. But its not an excuse to just cook eggs! And post it! What's next, drinking water?!

No.

lol

Literally anyone: I'm Offended

lol, ikr

Why is everyone slightly mad at me for this post?

Because you make them hungy

okay.

I'm not angry at you though.

awesome

But i'm hungry now though.

oh, well. I cant help you there, friend.

I know it's okay.

Golem darn it now i'm hungry for eggs!

Perfect,

lol

But whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy would you do that i'm hungryyyyyyyy!

You should probably eat

lol

Nah i'm at schools so I can't eat.
I was late for breakfast.

oh, I am at home sick. Remember the halloween candy meme?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH yeah.

How to troll politics 101.
Step 1. Make eggs
Step 2. Watch the madness unfold

I just sneezed 5 times in a row and my mother said bless you 4 times and on the 5th times she said Stop.

XD