Don't kill them

676 views • 5 upvotes • Made by -....AraneaMembri..--- 3 years ago in Role_Play
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SpeeshX
0 ups, 2y
i head to the park, and search for the boombox man. i now cause the madness, as hank wont in this timeline
[deleted]
0 ups, 3y
Spongebob Drip: *quietly: this is unusually peaceful*
.Cam-Man.
0 ups, 3y, 3 replies
[Current Character: Unregistered Octoling, Convict of the SCP Foundation. Health: 1%. Critical health, heal now]

*I am seeing red, blood spots are on my face, blood is soaked into my uniform, I am hunched down, and I can hear my heartbeat, faintly*
-....AraneaMembri..---
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Everybody in the bar looks at him, shocked
.Cam-Man.
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
*There is some sort of mark on my back, it looks like a medkit, meaning I don't have one to use*
-....AraneaMembri..---
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Hank, running up to him: DUDE ARE YOU OKAY!?

Hofnarr: IS THERE A DOCTOR!?!?!?
.Cam-Man.
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Something is out there, and it wants me dead...

*Blood is dripping onto the floor*
-....AraneaMembri..---
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Hofnarr pulls out a medkit and starts trying his best to heal Cam
.Cam-Man.
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
(The character is UO, the brackets inform people who is in use, I am not using Cam because he's already dead)

Thanks doc.
-....AraneaMembri..---
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Hofnarr: You're lucky Jebediah gave me a medkit in case I or somebody else got hurt.
.Cam-Man.
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
I always carry at least one medkit before heading out, and that had to be used because I just about died.
-....AraneaMembri..---
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Hank: Anyways you said something is after you, can you describe this "thing"?
.Cam-Man.
0 ups, 3y
It moved fast, sounded mechanical, and has some sharp claws, I think Cam would've called it a Robotic Octoling Mutant, but I call them Dissasemmbly Drones, because I've seen them demolish worker bots at night.
-....AraneaMembri..---
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Hofnarr: Hank and I can probably try to destroy one of them when the Improbability Drive is finished.

Hank: Yeah.
.Cam-Man.
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
I've tried, bullets, fire, grenades, Flashbangs, EMP rounds and grenades, only one worked for some time, the EMP equipment.
-....AraneaMembri..---
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Hofnarr: Have you tried erasing it from existence with only one singular punch?
.Cam-Man.
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
I can't, because these things are made of metal, and punching metal really hurts.
-....AraneaMembri..---
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Hofnarr: Now it's becoming obvious you never had an Improbability Drive.

Hank: Yep.
.Cam-Man.
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
But even if I did, its not smart to go Hand-To-Hand combat againt a drone that can impale you within seconds.
-....AraneaMembri..---
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Hofnarr: ACTUALLY! Improbability Drives can do anything, so you can just use it to make every single Disassembly Drone from existence. So far the progress on the Drive is just 75%.
.Cam-Man.
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
I can't approach them without dying, so the only way to deal with them is by Ranged combat.
-....AraneaMembri..---
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Hofnarr: Okay, enough chit chat, we need to find a place to hide this dude.
.Cam-Man.
0 ups, 3y
CVPA has sheds set up for scavengers like me to shelter and recover they work to hide.
-....AraneaMembri..---
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Hofnarr: Then we'll have to take you to one.
.Cam-Man.
0 ups, 3y
I know where each one is, but I've never seen them after 06:00, maybe we wait until then.
Nevada_Man
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Jacob: hey
-....AraneaMembri..---
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Hank: And then- Oh, hey!

Hofnarr: Oh, hello!
Nevada_Man
0 ups, 3y
Jacob: Um
nightmare_foxy44
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
hi.
-....AraneaMembri..---
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Hank: And the- Oh hello.

Hofnarr: Greetings.
nightmare_foxy44
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
did i interupt something?
-....AraneaMembri..---
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Hank: We were talking about a strange violent dream I had when the boom box guy punched me.
nightmare_foxy44
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
oh? i can tell you what the dream means if you tell me.
-....AraneaMembri..---
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Hank: Aight...

*Explains literally everything that happened to him in Madness Combat*

Hank: The Sanford, Hofnarr and I died, then I woke up surrounded by 3 confused grunts, one being the guy who punched me.
nightmare_foxy44
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
... hm....
-....AraneaMembri..---
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Hank: What's weird is that this all was supposed to happen days ago, because the genocides were because of the boombox grunt punching me, yet it didn't!
nightmare_foxy44
0 ups, 3y, 10 replies
*mutters in german* maybe a flashback?
-....AraneaMembri..---
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Hank: Hofnarr, what did they say?

Hofnarr: They said "How is it possible?".

Hank: Oh, well in that case I have no idea how, at least everything is back to normal...
nightmare_foxy44
0 ups, 3y
ja. ah scheiße spreche ich wieder auf deutsch?
-....AraneaMembri..---
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Hank: Hofnarr please tell them to stop speaking German.

Hofnarr: Aight.

Hofnarr: Bitte hör auf Deutsch zu sprechen.
nightmare_foxy44
0 ups, 3y
okay.
-....AraneaMembri..---
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Hank: Anyways this dream makes me confused.

Hofnarr: Me too.
nightmare_foxy44
0 ups, 3y
same. i speak german when i panic
-....AraneaMembri..---
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Hank gets a message and pulls out his phone

Hank: Deimos messaged me that he and Sanford will throw a party tomorrow night, Hofnarr you gonna be there?

Hofnarr: I don't see why not.

Hank: What about you?
nightmare_foxy44
0 ups, 3y
uh ok. im canine btw.
-....AraneaMembri..---
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Hank: Nice to meet you Canine.

Hofnarr: Yeah, nice to meet you!
nightmare_foxy44
0 ups, 3y
nods.*
-....AraneaMembri..---
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Hank: I'm gonna get going now. I have an appointment with the sheriff about my car extended warranty.

Hofnarr: So am I, I was pretty busy today and need some rest.

Hank: Well, bye Hofnarr, bye Canine!

Hofnarr: Bye Hank!
nightmare_foxy44
0 ups, 3y
bye!
-....AraneaMembri..---
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Hofnarr: C'ya Canine.
nightmare_foxy44
0 ups, 3y
bye
-....AraneaMembri..---
0 ups, 3y
*End of RP*
-....AraneaMembri..---
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Hank and Hofnarr have left the bar
nightmare_foxy44
0 ups, 3y
...
-....AraneaMembri..---
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Hofnarr: He mentioned something about becoming some sort of "Mag" but looked at him! He just looks like a normal grunt!

Hank: Yeah, if it was a flashback I'd have a scorpion arm and I'd be bigger than an average grunt!
nightmare_foxy44
0 ups, 3y
wie ist es möglich?
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YOU WAKE UP IN THE MADNESS COMBAT UNIVERSE, BUT SOMETHING IS OFF, NOBODY IS KILLING EACH OTHER, HANK ISN'T IN SIGHT, NO SIGN OF THE A.A.H.W, EVERYTHING SEEMS SO... PEACEFUL... YOU ENTER A BAR AND SEE A GRUNT WHO YOU ASSUME IS HANK SITTING NEXT TO HOFNARR, THEY SEEM TO BE HAVING A CONVERSATION. WDYD?