angery noise

(aaaaaaahhhh)

jeff bezos: sup here's your c4 package you ordered

Retro: I don't know why I need this or what I'd use it for but ok lol

simple usage manual: your assimilation

0-0

Jeff Bezos: RELEASE THE PACKAGE DRONES

Yay more packages XD

with MORE C4'S STRAPPED TO THEM

Ah we'll be having a bomb party

(aaaaaaahhhh)

aa

aaaaa

[Current Character: Unregistered Octoling, Convict of the SCP Foundation. Health: 100%]
*I begin to fire at the warship with my Glock 17, it is modified beyond its legal limit.*

Jeff Bezos: YOU FOOL
I HAVE OVER 790 ALTERNATIVE CANNONS
* Drones swoop in. *

*I aim and fire at the drones*

the main caliber guns begin to traverse

*I take cover*

The main caliber guns cause massive explosions

*I crouch to avoid damage to my upper half.*

Warhawk: not on my watch!

The crew returns fire via rifles

Warhawk: bruh your rifles arnt doing any damage to me *returns fire by .50 caliber freedom *

a crewmember bring out a shotgun

Warhawk: ha! Buckshot you guys are welcome to try.

Stalin appears.
I bless thou with the power of








RUSSIAN BIAS AGAINST THESE CAPITALISTS

Warhawk: ummmmm wat?

The shotgun’s accuracy is enchanted

Warhawk: HUCK!!!!
Huck *fortunate son intensifies*

Sovietball: here have a vietnam
* yeets vietnam at the two *

Huck:*uses naplam*

Huck: ally ooop*fires miniguns and anti tank missiles*

vietnam: oh no nono

Vietnam uses tree-shield!
it wasn’t very effective..

Jeff Bezos: YOU FOOL
RELEASE THE PACKAGE DRONES

Warhawk: who’s the fool? You because i was built for these motherf*cker!

activate the kamikaze drones, give them ptsd!

Warhawk: !fires all 6 of his .50cals to rid the drones*

AA initiate fire.

Warhawk : there are more fighter planes the aa rounds buddy!

Panic errupts among the crew as they shoot with their rifles

Warhawk: *bomb tosses his 500lb bomb*

Most of the crew parachutes down, the warship is in flames

Warhawk *strafes the crew*

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Nata: *In the forest chillin*

bomb noises intensify

Nata: *Chilling*

Package drone: hello ma’am the c4 package you ordered is here

Nata: hmm?

Enjoy your: death

tic, toc, tic, toc

Nata: Crap!!!
*She summons a rock walls around her*

biom.

Jeff bezos laughs in profit

*Nata starts running towards the warcuiser, she summons rocks in the air that she can jump on*

oh no activate the AA guns that shoot metal screws

*Nata keeps running towards to warcruizer in anger*

Jeff Bezos panicks
JUST FIRE THE MAIN CALIBER GUNS

*Nata gets closer and then they remember they bombed the beach*

the soldiers panic and fire with their rifles

*Nata grows a big rock wall, then out of the blue, she is boosted up and closer to battlecruiser by a massive wave*

The crew begins panicking and fires the main caliber guns

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Gawr: I don't think so
Nata: Thanks Gawr

the crew screams in terror and drops their rifles

Gawr: *Launches Nata onto the ship* get them out of business for me
Nata: Yes I will

the crew jump off with their parachutes, still screaming and praying for the best

Nata: *Pulls her spear out while in the ship and heads to the cockpit*

The crew that are protecting the cockpit stand ground and fire with heavy shotguns