MatPat contemplating life

pls, stop being so precious

No

You are too good for this world

No u

Ok, maybe I'm not completely awful

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Yeah we still love tacos

And I love you

C-c-caught in 6k...?

*pats your adorable little head*

I'm not gonna catch you but- ... You know my OC is a shape shifting shadow demon who's aesthetic is softie?

My best friend is a demon, I'm used to them

*pets your even more adorable head*

*double pats your most adorable head in the world*

why u delete comment?

Check now

Ah, understandable

I am a soft, bi, cut mess and people love me

So we introduced ourselves

Well, it's mainly been me.

Ok. I'm a softie, overly loyal smol muffin that is a minor

I'm a minor too. I've never been in a serious relationship, but I would be loyal

Bro looking at you would be like looking into a mirror that makes me look cute or cool and not how I am rn

What are you talking about? You probably look amazing

Lol that's wrong

I'm so soft I hug a pillow every night while I sleep because I crave physical affection

Seriously you and I are comically alike

Huh. This is so strange.

Somewhat serious question: Do you believe in soulmates?

...to some extene

I somewhat believe in them, mainly for comfort. I like the idea of there being a person who you're destined to be with

Yeah THAT I believe in

It just makes me feel nice

Good point- wait Sid you ask the question because-

No, at least not yet

I miss how I felt when I was in love

When were you last in love

Probably in March. I just miss the warm feeling I got, the comfort. For once, I had a way to lower my stress.

I know I probably sound like I'm rambling nonsense

Its ok! I am a vent

Ok. Just don't let your vent get clogged

Don't worry I have an unclogger in my head

Ok. It's just good to not let yourself take in too much at once

Good point, you remind me of Waterfin, Zowie and That1DepressedKid three of my best online friends

Really?

Yeah!! We used to vent, tell stories, talk about life it was fun... and Waterfin holds the record of "first person to actually make me blush and I noticed it"

Wow. The first person for me to hold that record was my ex-girlfriend

Brb

ok

I have a squishmallow a million stuffies and A body pillow plus a heavy blanket, im set

Wish I had a full body pillow, just have regular pillows for hugging

If you have a onesie fill it with blanket then hug it but make sure you have enough bow key to stay alive

Blanket*

I have no onesie :(

Hm... Use a blanket to burrito the pillows into one big pillow but make sure you have blanket and pillow to survive the night

I only have 2 pillows, 1 for sleep and 1 for hug. Well, I technically have a 3rd one, but it's small and I use it as a way for me and hug pillow to be at an equal level

I see so get an extra blanket to be a substitute but still make sure you have enough

Hold on

I guess I would say I'm somewhat wise. I don't have a lot of knowledge of various subjects, but I can give some good advice.

Back

:)

:) :D :)

I feel good

Same probably because im.back to talking with you

and we're back to complimenting each other

>:D

What if we're soulmates? I mean, we are both happy around each other

YOU ARE THE BEST

YOU ARE ENOUGH

YOU DONT GET ENOUGH RESPECT

I WILL TRY TO BE WITH YU THROUGH IT ALL

thx mate.

*more bombs come your way*

*screams cutely*

I mean...

I wouldn't be against it

Maybe?

Meme chat from know on

ok

I thought of a scene that just gives me comfort

Its ok. No-one is mad at you, I don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend/theyfriend

same.

*thoughts run through head*
Anyways back to the compliment war
*sets off nuke*
YIU ARE ONE OF THEBEST AND MOST WHOLESOME IMGLFIPPERS IVE EVER MET

SAME! YOU'RE EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED AFTER THOSE MSMG MEMBERS WERE SO RUDE TO ME!

w h a t. d i d. t h e y. d o. t o. m y. f r i e n d ?

Just said rude stuff about me and the community

*only wants to kill them for being mean to you*

No, don't cause more trouble. Let them rot in their little corner of toxic waste

f i n e

good

btw what are your pronouns?

At this point I've had too many gender crisises so just call me he/him or they/them because I'm not feeling dysphoric as of right now

understandable. I just don't want to misgender anyone

I'm not dying inside rn so he/him

Let's hope you are never dying inside

I often am

But bc your here I am not :)

Well, I'll keep complimenting you

ok!

:)

We're both soft little muffins

Agreed.

Muffin hours

BUT YOUR A SOFTER MUFFIN -+NO-COMPLIMENT-BACKS+- HAHAHA I BEST YOU IN THE BATTLE-

Darn >:|

Just kidding the war can continue if you like

*hugs you in all of your wonderfulness*

*hugs you in your wonderfulness as well*

when2 of the cutest beans are being cute together

Yes. BEANS

Smol beans

I'm the "Looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll"

I'm that but if you get on my bad side I could kill you

But its impossible for you to get on my bad side

I will kill people who dare mess with my friends

Bro I'm at LEAST the second most overprotective friend in my friend group

I'm the Dad friend. I basically take care of my friends and will not hesitate to kill anyone who messes with them

I'm the too-loyal friend that will threaten whoever dares hurt my friends and is WAY TOO loyal to the point I put others far of in front of me

Same. Would go to hell before I bother anyone with my issues

The smolest beans

we are small and marketable

Buy me. Then I will buy you

*buys tasque marketable plushie and tucks it into bed*

*buys jebcat marketable plushie and tucks it into bed*

Your marketable plushie becomes the most successful plushie ever because you are so cute

Your marketable plushie reaches as successful As mine because your cuter and we are in a bundle

Hey, we're both cute

Eh fins but we are still a bundle and are equally successful

HECK YEAH

I'm not gonna face reveal but when I do, IF I do then you will understand

Yes, I will understand that you're adorable

I only look good with snapcamera or faceapp filters

Incorrect. Look, I'm not gonna let someone who's shown me so much unearned love beat themselves up

Well I do look nerdy and soft in a good way with my glasses and besnie

See! You are cute!

*blushes* so are you!!!

I know, I just wanted to know how cute you are

*smiles*

:)

*mad in smol bean*

Smol beans are cute when they are mad

Tasque_Manager was slain by jebgamercat using [compliments]
*respawns*

Yay! You're back!

I like how you said you were depressed so I spammed you wholesome stuff then you flirted with MD and we started mini compliment war and A storyline

Well, that's what happens when 2 amazing people are near each other

Eeexacfly

And who did I flirt with?

...me

That was probably on accident. I can't help myself

It was near the start of the war

Well, like I said, can't help myself around adorable people

*dies again*
*respawns again*

GOsh darn it me, stop accidentally flirting

Only because you are :)

Well, my standards have gone up slightly

Goal: achevied
{Continue compliments?}
[ Yes + No o ]
You are awesome and Nice!

So are you

I'm at half a heart! *heals*

*deep breath* YOU ARE WONDERFUL AND AMAZING AND NICE AND CUTE AND BEAUTIFUL AND DESERVE ALL OF THE LOVE IN THE WORLD

*deep breath* YOU ARE WONDERFUL AND AMAZING AND NICE AND CUTE AND BEAUTIFUL AND DESERVE ALL OF THE LOVE IN THE WORLD

*throws a bomb of all my love for you*

*mirrors it back*

*pulls out comedically large tennis racket to hit it back at you*

sure. You can eliminate them if they cause more trouble

Only if they are mean to YOU (Or Mrs. Veemo) (or my irl friend)

Ok. They probably won't be mean to me, since I've blocked them

Well. I will be watching

ok

*uses every good attribute about you and uses it to spread the bomb evenly between us two*

why are we so cute

Because we are two smol beans in a silk woven pea pod

don't forget the warm interior with a hot cocoa dispenser

Oh yea I forgot! Plus the intensely soft blankets and beds and pillows

Yes! A soft pod for soft peas.

I n d e e d

Perfect, 10.10, the pod is as amazing as you

And as perfect as you!

thx