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Rawr X3 *nuzzles* How are you? *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! *nuzzles your necky wecky* ~murr~ hehe ;) *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big! *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing .///. *kisses you and licks your neck* daddy likes ;) *nuzzle wuzzle* I hope daddy likes *wiggles butt and squirms* I wanna see your big daddy meat! *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tails* can you please get my itch? *put paws on your chest* nyea~ it's a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you pwease? *squirms* pwetty pwease? :( I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like, I need to be punished really good *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky ;) *licks shaft* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky ;) *drools all over your cawk* your daddy meat. I like. Mister fuzzy balls. *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh my gawd. I'm so hard *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* *licks balls* punish me daddy nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I9/11 lovewas an yourinside muskyjob goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre off your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes roll back and goes balls deep*

I SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS A GABE NEWELL. EVER SINCE I WAS A BOY I DREAMED OF FILLING MY WALLET BY DROPPING STEAM SALES ONTO 12 000 GAMES AT ONCE. PEOPLE SAY TO ME THAT A PERSON BEING A NEWELL IS IMPOSSIBLE AND I'M F**KING RETARDED BUT I DON'T CARE, I'M BEAUTIFUL. I HAVE 10 COMPUTERS WORTH OVER 10K EACH IN ORDER TO DROP NEW STEAM SALES EVERY FEW DAYS. FROM NOW ON I WANT YOU GUYS TO CALL ME "GABE" AND RESPECT MY RIGHT TO GET RICH FAST AND DISCOUNT NEEDLESSLY. IF YOU CAN'T ACCEPT ME YOU'RE A PROFITOPHOBE AND NEED TO CHECK YOUR WALLET. THANK YOU FOR BEING SO UNDERSTANDING

ok gabe

Fr tho

ikr

welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the f**k up
listen I just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the f**k is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
I don't care if it's free
swear on your f**king YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
what, you gon' record it?
ye, I got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the f**king SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the f**k do you want?
I'm the motherf**king MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherf**king gluten OUT THE BREAD
I'ma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
I know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
f**k crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
Texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA
f**k all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
Florida
I knew it

You!!! we know what you did with big chungus, You are the sus imp. If you don't stop you will lose you chance to be a [[BIG SHOT]] . Now buy me robux or we will need to call Shaggy.