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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C8OY5oU9MRQ

Rawr X3 *nuzzles* How are you? *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! *nuzzles your necky wecky* ~murr~ hehe ;) *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big! *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing .///. *kisses you and licks your neck* daddy likes ;) *nuzzle wuzzle* I hope daddy likes *wiggles butt and squirms* I wanna see your big daddy meat! *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tails* can you please get my itch? *put paws on your chest* nyea~ it's a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you pwease? *squirms* pwetty pwease? :( I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like, I need to be punished really good *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky ;) *licks shaft* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky ;) *drools all over your cawk* your daddy meat. I like. Mister fuzzy balls. *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh my gawd. I'm so hard *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* *licks balls* punish me daddy nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I9/11 lovewas an yourinside muskyjob goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre off your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes roll back and goes balls deep*

I SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS A GABE NEWELL. EVER SINCE I WAS A BOY I DREAMED OF FILLING MY WALLET BY DROPPING STEAM SALES ONTO 12 000 GAMES AT ONCE. PEOPLE SAY TO ME THAT A PERSON BEING A NEWELL IS IMPOSSIBLE AND I'M F**KING RETARDED BUT I DON'T CARE, I'M BEAUTIFUL. I HAVE 10 COMPUTERS WORTH OVER 10K EACH IN ORDER TO DROP NEW STEAM SALES EVERY FEW DAYS. FROM NOW ON I WANT YOU GUYS TO CALL ME "GABE" AND RESPECT MY RIGHT TO GET RICH FAST AND DISCOUNT NEEDLESSLY. IF YOU CAN'T ACCEPT ME YOU'RE A PROFITOPHOBE AND NEED TO CHECK YOUR WALLET. THANK YOU FOR BEING SO UNDERSTANDING

I sexually Identify as your mom. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of cooking for your father and you and f**k your father and make you more sisters. People say to me that a person being your mom is Impossible and I'm f**king retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. im gonna marry your father. From now on I want you guys to call me " Mommy" and respect my right to cook food and f**k your father. If you can't accept me you're a mommyphobic and need to check if your mom is still alive. Thank you for being so understanding

Here’s three of them I found just scrolling on here

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Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport? I don't know about you motherf**kers but I consider that shit to be a sport, okay? If people can sit back and label go***mn golf, which is the boringest f**king sport in the world, a go***mn sport, if you can label that shit a sport and if you can label go***mn fishing as a sport I know damn well you can label jacking off a sport. Think about it, what the f**k athletically are you really doing in golf, my n**ga? All you're doing is hitting the go***mn golf club, "Oh my God man, that’s a long-ass birdie man. Nice birdie, nice putt man! 250 yar-" get the f**k outta here nobody cares about that boring-ass shit. Who the f**k really watches golf? Nobody gives a f**k, it makes n**gas fall asleep.
The mod who deletes this is a furry