What ya gonna do?

Marbilou (Mii):*scared*

Eteled: ...why

Marbilou (Mii):WHERE ARE THE LIGHTS

Eteled: *scared*

Marbilou (Mii):Please dont tell me that the Wii got hacked?

Eteled: much worse

Marbilou (Mii):What? I know that the real me only hack his Wii U to play Wii music mods so....
What is worse than a Wii getting hacked by a hacker who hacks Wii by WIFI?

Eteled: The. Corrupted. Mii.

Marbilou (Mii): O_O
Who are they?

*austins head came off but it glitched back on*

Marbilou (Mii):GOD DAMMIT BEN FARTED ON THE WII AGAIN

Austin: why not

Marbilou (Mii):Ah.... anyway why do you glitch so much?

Austin: Electric shock

Marbilou (Mii):Well can you put the lights on at least....

Austin: *glitches out mii channel* ah f**k

Marbilou (Mii):._.

Austin: Fine *makes mii channel bright*

Marbilou (Mii):thank you :)

Austin: Shut up *pitch changing rapidly* Marbiloy

Marbilou (Mii):Uh thats something i Never saw in my life so.....
ITS UNUSUAL

Austin: and

Marbilou (Mii):So uh why are you here?

Eteled: Their real name is Austin.
Austin: *glitching out in the corner*

Marbilou (Mii):OH Sh*T

Austin: I'm corrupted

Austin: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON-

Marbilou (Mii):OH NO... i know whats going on...

Austin: I am corrupted

Marbilou (Mii):Well..... How did you got corrupted?

Austin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Marbilou (Mii):WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING

*Austin's head comes off

All of the other Miis + Marbilou (Inkling):*confused screams*

Austin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Austin: Ah H*pitch change*lo H*pitch change*r*glitch*y!

Marbilou (Mii):*scream*

[Current Character: Unregistered Octoling, Convict of the SCP Foundation. Health: 100%]
Hello?

Eteled: why

Why what?

Eteled: why why why

Is something wrong?

Eteled: yes

What is it?

Eteled: austin

Who is austin?

Austin: AAAAAAA

*I fire in the dark, I end up killing something*

(Dave and Bambi Post Corn Theft Cutscene)
Austin: what-

You threw the chair at something, did you see something there?

Austin: *crashes into wall*

Drunken wretch.

*the bullet phases through this time&

*I shake my head before walking off*

Austin: Because I could easily kill you.
Eteled: S H I T

Everything kills me easily! Nothing even scares me anymore.

Austin: Ok, who is speaking

Me, UO, I'm looking at you right now.
(Note: The first line is what character I use, it only appears once per story.)

Eteled: ...

You know what, I say we rush him.

Austin:

*I walk off*

Austin: You want the electric chair?

*I look at Austin before pulling the plug*

Eteled: the corrupted mii.

Where is he?
(Is he currently in the area, or behind the screen?)

Austin: *eliminates gun*

Eteled: bad idea.

Why?

Austin: f**king idiot... AUGH IM BREAK MY F**KING ELECTRIC CHAIR *grabs electric chair and yeets it at cam* Do YoU wAnT tHe FoOkInG eLeCtRiC cHaIr

*The chair only flies through the air*
(A Cam does exist, he just isn't present, although he is undead)

Austin: On the beds.
(Pretend his voice is glitching)

Thanks, seems I really did a number on your vocal cords, huh?
*I pick up the medkit*

*glitchy noises*

Hey, you happen to spare a medkit?

Austin: I'm corrupted.

Well, enjoy this medication.
*I fire at Austin, putting a bullet into his frontal lobe*

Austin: oh ok
(If you are gonna rp but some people vanish, you gotta say the oc your usin

How can you forget who you're talking to.
(Note: The brackets show the character's name.)

Austin: Heres this to defend yourself, since your weaker than Henry.
Eteled: >:/
Austin: *gives unregistered octoling a gun*

*The gun automatically reskins into my Glock 17*
Alright, now, time to show you the TRUE definition of a WMD!

Austin: >:/

Sorry, its just the rules of survival.

Austin: yes

*I walk up to Austin and look at a plug in an outlet*

Electric Chair: *breaks*
Austin: Holy Shit!
(You know where that dialouge came from?)

(Nope.)
What? You having a hallucination of something you've never seen in person?

*you suddenly start to glitch*

Not again.

*in the area, he's a mii*

*I look at myself*
Do I at least have my Glock 17?

(Idk what the f**k ur talking bout but ok)
Austin: because f**k 12

12? What or who is 12?

*you killed austin... but Austin seemed like he wanted to die

F**king.
*I inhale*
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!

Eteled: no, he got rid of all weapons

Damn it!