I sexually Identify as your mom. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of cooking for your father and you and f**k your father and make you more sisters. People say to me that a person being your mom is Impossible and I'm f**king retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. im gonna marry your father. From now on I want you guys to call me " Mommy" and respect my right to cook food and f**k your father. If you can't accept me you're a mommyphobic and need to check if your mom is still alive. Thank you for being so understanding