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So guys i saw the among us impostor today so you see i was at target, you know, my favorite ever mm yes target is so good it has so many good deals it is excellent target is like drinking pure ecstasy from the fountain of youth like i honestly want target to father my children anyways a bit off-topic lol so you see i was at target looking at the excellent deals (god bless, target, excellent deals) when someone in a large, bouncy inflatable sus imposter costume came up, jiggling like anime boobs, and looked me in the eye so close that i wanted to kiss it lol imposter is so sexy anyways yeah so it did that then said "bussy saka" and jigglewaddled away and my life was forever changed like "what makes you say that" and "how did you see me vent" and "cams were off" so i really think sus red was imposter for real guys so yeah i think i saw sus imposter at target oh yes target is sexy target is beautiful target as excellent deals and so does imposter anyway this copypasta is sponsored by raid shadow legends use code "targetimposter" to get the free epic rank crewmate hero

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