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I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a f**got. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a c**t. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now".

Why are we worshipping Shrek now

because shrek is love
shrek is life

Jesus is love
Jesus is life

Shrek is a good movie

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bro im spamming one right now

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I sexually Identify as your mom. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of cooking for your father and you and f**k your father and make you more sisters. People say to me that a person being your mom is Impossible and I'm f**king retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. im gonna marry your father. From now on I want you guys to call me " Mommy" and respect my right to cook food and f**k your father. If you can't accept me you're a mommyphobic and need to check if your mom is still alive. Thank you for being so understanding