Arial sucks. Arial is the most boring, bland, basic font conceivable. Even bold, underlined, and in italics, it is found wanting. Black arial in particular. It is more basic than UGGS, a Fjallraven Kanken backpack and a pumpkin spice chai latte. Those who actively choose to use it are either A: sado-masochists or B:at a pH of nine. Arial is the baked potato of fonts. You can add sour cream, cheese, bacon bits, chives, and all the other stuff to make it better, but at its core, it is still the disgusting monstrosity that is Arial. It’s worse than if Speedster and Papyrus had a child with Black Ops Pro, and then was inbred between Speedster and Black Ops Pro in order to produce Impact. But then, of course, Impact went and slept with Architects Daughter’s daughter, Audiowide, and then forced their new child, Comic Sans, to procreate with Architects Daughter, producing Bungee Inline. Arial is like being mama-birded surstromming.
