The doge council

I will solve world hunger by eating the starving children. I will solve the money problem by burning the money. and i will solve over-population by gluing condoms on people.

Who started it this time? It was me the other times

Bazooka

My child. Good job

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Microwaves are the most evil man-made creatures in this world. Their being is nothing but pure wickedness. They revel in chaos and destruction and use their evil powers to imbue food with entropy.

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Hey bro, I noticed you have headphones🎧 with cables🔌. Isn't it annoying how they get tangled🧶 all the time? Well with my Raycon E25 Pro Earbuds (#NotSpon)😎 I'm able to listen to anything, any where, and any time as long as they're charged🔋. No annoying cables to untangle every time I want to listen to some music🎶.