I'm am not one of you I am not a human being... You know what I am? I'm a little tea pot short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout. when I get steamed up, I start to shout, TIP ME OVER AND POUR ME OUT! I'm am not one of you I am not a human being... You know what I am? I'm a little tea pot short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout. when I get steamed up, I start to shout, TIP ME OVER AND POUR ME OUT!