wanna rp (sfw pls)

Unnamed Skulldog:*sits on a lamp-post reading a book*

(oop im only NINE HOURS LATE TO RESPONDING) ???: *stops walking* "i feel like im being watched..."

Unnamed Skulldog:*jumps down from the lamp-post* Hello there.

???: *clenches object in pocket* H- hello? Who are you?

kill him and eat him for dinner, that boy is a chiken

hes a birdperson-

still chicken though

h e s
a
p u r p l e
m a r t i n

even better

he has martial arts training-

and I have an ak47

ok just eat the poor boi

yes finally I can feed some lucky african kids

thats a very good reason to kill him :D

yes it was the kids loved it, thank you for me kill him