bone

Uh.. H- hello...

oh! hi!

(hello?)

Jacob:

hi!

Jacob: Hi I guess

im bone.

JAcob: okay

how are you?

Jacob: okay IG

ok.

Russian Badger: oh well this is new.

im a purogen. (i was waiting for one.)

Russian Badger: makes sense this is wired but not as weird as the time as i drove a literal F**King couch though.

that sounds fun!

Russian Badger: it was in my early years of my s**tpost crusade.

ok.

Russian badger: yeah my good old days .

laughs* i heard about you!

Russian Badger :Thx but haven’t heard of you.

im bone

Russian Badger: hello bone.

“It looks like Puro and a Protogen had a baby” I’d say

what?

“Nothing I’m still waiting”

for?

“You to tell me where we are gonna meet”

around here?

I make a derpy expression

no?

“No I meant later where do you wanna meet later”

yeah here?

“Ok”

so.... want to play a game?

“Yeah”

what do you want to play?

“Hmmmmmmm”

would you rather?

“Sure”

k you first.

“Truth or Dare?”

wrong game!

“My bad I have ADHD I wasn’t listening”

later*

I walk back to the previous area

helo.

“Hey”

how are you?

“I’m good” I nod my head in agreement

ok.

“So I never got to meet you yet, well I guess now is my chance”

yep.

“So anyway, tell me about yourself”

ok.*they head there* and oh yeah, he is PART scp.

“E”

yep.
*knocks on door*

“Oh boy oh boy oh boy!”

???: who is it
bone.
o and the other guy?

“My butt”

Bone: haha!
??: ugh you as bad as my brother com in.
*alan (scp-44444) opens door*

“WHOOO!”

woah! easy!

“What happened?”

yes. he is scp-44444 the son of 953.

“Can I meet him Sometime?”

ok

“Whooo!”

yep!

“Where is your friend though?”

at his house.

“Where is his house?”

in the woods.

“Can you take me there?”

yeah. im a Purogen

“OH CRAP THIS IS COOL”

thx!

“Can we link up somewhere?” I’d ask

ok

“Yessss”

*laughs*

“So where you thinking of going?”

i just wonder.

“Hmmm”

we are playing would you rather.

“Ah ok”

k u first.

“Okay would you rather kill 15 people? Or TORTURE 15 people?”

torture. i don't kill

“Oh okay I would kill 15 people because they are in more pain and suffering when you leave them alive”

ah.

would you rathe be a scp or a creepypasta?

“Creepy pasta. I don’t always have to be stuck in a room and studied”

scp. you can just break free like my friend...

“It ain’t that easy with a million different scientists up your-wait did you just say your friend?”

oh! me? i-i don't want to say...

“Okay...”

so really whats your name?

*laughs*

“Wha-heh-what’s s-so funny?”

sorry its just that puros are every where.

“Especially the internet”

HA! yeah.

“Yeah I mean look at this” I pull out my phone and search Puro

yep.

“Hahahaha-uh” I paused with a disturbed face

what?

“Look, look at this” I show the phone and the phone shows an inappropriate picture

i need unsee juice.

“Me to”

ok so.... what now?

“This” I body slam myself into the floor

... uhhh

“Ow.....”

why did you-?

“ I don’t know I like harming myself when I am bored. I sometimes tear the skin off my feet cause I don’t like feet”

ouch...

“Yeah”

well you know im a purogen.

“Uh huh?”

well... i was protogen, then a puro got in.

“Oh wow really?”

yes.

“Oh my gaw”

i am proof that puros can take over anything.

“I just hope not me heheheheh”

who knows?

“Yeah”