Kira: stop you bitches

Group leader: And why should we?

kira: cause either way youd be dead

Group leader: Ypu don’t scare us, little girl.

Kira:: hehe you'll be scared enough tusk act four

Thug: Nope. Life’s too short. *runs away*

Kira: so he's just gonna run away

"Oi! F*ck off!" *she throws her axe above their heads, scaring them away*

Xander, bleeding: Th-thank you. *passes out*

*she runs over to him, heals him, and wakes him up* "No problem"

Xander, Standing up: Thanks again.

You're welcome. I don't think they'll be coming back to you anytime soon. Need anything else?

Xander: No.

Okay. Stay safe. *she walks away*

Xander: Wait! Wanna go out?

*she turns around* S-sure

Xander: Ok! You can pick where we go.

(Quick question. Could we take this to Memechat?)

I-it doesn't matter, you can choose. I'm not very picky. *she smiles*

" Whoa there!"

Xander, his mouth full of blood: H-help m-me.

" Fine punk." A orb hit one of the gang members, making them completely blind

Gang leader: Aah! I can’t see! Let’s get outta here!

" Don't return!" he spun in a circle

Xander, bleeding: Th-thank you. *passes out*

" No problem kid." he landed next to him

(Spamton hides around the corner, making very convincing police siren sounds.)

spermton

:troll:

me when the walmart cashier said they don't accept kromer:

kromer card not available?!??!?!?!?!!??!!?!?!? not kromer!!!1!!!1

Group leader: How’d the cops find out about this?

(Spamton continues making police siren sounds.)

Group leader: Let’s get outta here! *the gang runs away*

(Spamton reveals himself.)
Spamton: HAHEHAEAHEHAHEHEHHAH GETS EM [[Every Time]]!!

(Should we take this to Memechat?)
Xander, bleeding: Th-thank you. *passes out*

(sure)

I followed you so you could make the move chat

*Memechat

Me: Leave please!

Greeeeeen: ayo peoples
Greeeeeen: leave that guy alone or i will literally destroy you
Greeeeeen: i am a robot, and i could kick your ass until your ass starts kicking itself