Meet the block button

i like how some mods are probably spamming stuff too.

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AITA for lying

Clever. Verrrryyy clever.
You think you're really smart, don't you?
In this world, it's kill or be killed.
So you were able to play by your own rules.
You spared the life of a single person.
Froggit, Whimsun. Vegetoid, Loox. Migosp, Moldsmal.
Think about those names.
Do you think any of those monsters have families?
Do you think any of them have friends?
Each one could have been someone else's Toriel.
Selfish brat.
Somebody is dead because of you.