Duskit’s chamber temp

محمد عز الدين بن عبد القادر القسام (1300هـ/1883م - 1354هـ/1935م) الشهير باسم عز الدين القسام، عالم مسلم، وداعية، ومجاهد، وقائد، ولد في بلدة جَبَلة من أعمال اللاذقية سنة 1883م، وتربى في أسرة متديّنة ومعروفة باهتمامها بالعلوم الشرعية، ثم ارتحل إلى الجامع الأزهر بالقاهرة سنة 1896م عندما بلغ الرابعة عشرة من عمره، وتخرّج منه سنة 1906م، وعاد إلى بلده جبلة، حيث عمل مدرساً وخطيباً في جامع إبراهيم بن أدهم.

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AITA for lying

Funni

no, you are not the asshole

I don't care

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Ding

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