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in history class there’s this girl who sits behind me, right? so anyway i have a bunch of twizzlers in my backpack because i hate those and i was planning on selling them. this was sixth period and i sold no twizzlers so i asked some of the kids near me if they liked twizzlers and she was the only one who did. i gave her two and i guess she wasn’t supposed to have sugar because she started acting really weird and licking my desk so i punched her in the forehead as hard as i could and she kind of glared at me and she didn’t talk to me for the rest of the day

Ohmagodthatslikesoaggressive

ki$$ her

twizzlers are so good

you havent done that befor? am i weird

I will solve world hunger by eating the starving children. I will solve the money problem by burning the money. and i will solve over-population by gluing condoms on people.

No dick, no balls, and probably no but hole since the guy feeds on radiation