My best oc yet, I think

Greeeeeen: alright, you whatever minecraft enchantment table name who sits on this whatever gibberish tree, you wanna play? then go
Greeeeeen: *turns right hand into a flamethrower, casually burning the stump and the paper* YEAH, HOW YOU LIKE THAT YOU $!$?-ING ASSHOLE?!

the hat, stump, and paper seem unharmed. maybe he should read the paper . . .

Greeeeeen: damn
Greeeeeen: well, whoever the f**k you enchantment table guy are, COME OUT OF YOUR %#$@ CAVE AND PLAY

the hat seems irritated, perhaps whatever it is cant come out unless the words are read aloud

Greeeeeen: WELL IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA HIDE IN YOUR HOLE THEN DO IT YOU &%$#-ING COWARD

mayhaps whatever it is, is bound magically, and the rhyme breaks the curse

Greeeeeen: *aggressively grabs the paper* FINE IF YOU WANT ME TO READ THIS @#!$-ING PAPER
Greeeeeen: The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

i head there.

He holds out his hand for him to shake

shakes it

whats your name?

"Kaylee Jajalil!"

coolname!

"Thank you!"

yw

"Now, how can I be of service to you?"

uh... idk. i saw the hat and Bing,bang boom! you're here.

"Do you have any problems? "

"Why thank you! I certainly appreciate it!"

yw. what do you mean by 'set you free'?

"I was trapped inside of that hat for 1000 years!"

WOAH!

He laughs "thank you again for rescuing me!"

your welcome

"Please, tell me your name!'

canine.

"Excellent to make your acquaintance! "

thx!

the hat sits on the stump upside down. sewn on the hat are 3 small clocks, the one in the middle is on time, the one on the left is 10 hours ahead, and the one on the right is 3 hours behind

hmm

The slip of paper seems important. . .

i look st it

Perhaps you should read it aloud . . .

I read it aloud

There's a loud explosion, lights going off and fireworks bursting, before finally, he stands before you, hat balanced on his head

who are you, and thats a cool entry. i say

as the fog clears, he stands as the silhouette " well hello there! I assume youre the one who let me free?"

yes...

uh.. no.

Jacob: What

the hat sits on the stump upside down. sewn on the hat are 3 small clocks, the one in the middle is on time, the one on the left is 10 hours ahead, and the one on the right is 3 hours behind

Jacob: What

perhaps her should read the slip out loud

He*

Jacob: * reads it out loud *

There's a loud explosion, lights going off and fireworks bursting, before finally, he stands before you, hat balanced on his head

Jacob: What the!!

he turns "why hello there! I trust youre the one who let me out?"

Jacob: What do you mean

"You read the rhyme that set me free!"

Jacob: is that good?

"Of course it is!"

Jacob: um

"Hmm?c

Jacob: uh

"Arnt you going to say something?"

Jacob: I don't know

"Understood!"

Jacob: . . .

He walks over to him

JAcob: huh