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Sure :3

: 0

Rex: hello!

(dejfnhbgvdshncdjs-)
Kai: hi!-

(I just had to use Rex, he's so cute! >w<)

Rex: *he climbs up on the couch and sits* how are you miss?

(omg i wanna eat him uwu)
Kai: *looks at him*, i'm fine- how are you

(XD he's that cute, hmm?)

Rex: I'm doing alright miss

(no i would rip him to pieces, he looks good)

Kai: you canj ust call me kai if you want- not miss

(what the f**k)

Rex: ok

(>W<)

Kai: yup, *she looks at him up and down kinda slow, she looks hungry ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

(uhhh how about no 0-0)

M: *sad*

Kai: <+( why are you s a d

M: i dont know im just sad *vine boom*

(btw M's name is pronounced "muh" not "em")

Kai: aw damn lmao
(i-)

M: :(

Me imgflip.com/i/5sjj5f

the pog

Spike: I have no f**king idea why I'm here, i just am.

Kai: oh c o o l

Spike: Wanna see me tear a hole in reality?

Kai: alright go ahead--

*Sneezes, and a hole that leads to nothing appears in a tree
Spike: allerjeez

Kai: t f *backs up*

Spike: Wait... I don't have a nose

Kai: lmfao you sneezed outta your ass

Spike: I don't have that either...

kai: you have a mouth?

Spike: Yes, but that’s it.

Kai: you take shits? or you just throw it up??

Spike: My stomach acid vaporizes matter and destroys it.

Kai: amazing

Spike: IKR. It does get boring because I did EVERYTHING so many times.

Kai: th- th-

Spike: What?

Kai: thats what she said-

*Pulls out Tiger Tank from his Mouth
Spike: Wanna die?

Kai: that sounds kinda fun but no

me.

alright--
Kai: *she walks up to you*

amy: hi.

Kai: hello!- who are you?

im amy!

I'm kai--

nice to meet you!

you too!- so you going anywhere?

no. i live in the woods

o h.-
w h y

im a fox.

like- i- how are you talking

im part demon.

o h

yeah...