I'm totally original

meth is math on drugs

7/10

ayo

6/10

nice

.

8/10
quite the chaf

:D

quite gay of you

Why thank you
Good to see someone’s happy

W h a t

Gay means happy in old English

Hold on

I’ve held my on key for 5 minutes

Sry I died a fourteenth time, anyways it appears you are correct

What the hell happened

A drunk grunt ran over me with a car

God
And I thought Purgatory was bad

Also what is my rating

6/9

Nice

Good idea

What's even more stupid is that I wasn't on the road

What the hell?
Where were you?

Bitch just saw me sitting on a bench on the sidewalk on my phone and he decided I should go to Hell

Time for me to make a mag agent torture out of this buffoon

Won't that just make him stronger?

Naw, I’ll just stuff pins into his cranium, no mag-ness, no strength, no size, just pins.

Shrink him to the size of a kinder egg toy then step on that drunk bitch.

Torture is always worth than death.

Shove dynamite into the bitches mouth

Does so*

*Clicks button and makes him go boom*

Again again again!

*Ahem's in reviving powers*

Why not merge the two then!

Tiky

5/10

hi

3/10

you're a simp

ok idc tbh

then why comment

I was wondering

fair enough

e

9/10