You better bet for mercy…

[Current Character: Unregistered Octoling, Convict of the SCP Foundation. Health: 100%]
Alright, time to stop hiding.
*I grab my Glock 17, it has been modified beyond its legal limit*

*Knocking on the door*

*I cut the power out, everything is offline, and I am blending into the shadows somewhere*

???: Come out! I just wanna talk.

*I am silent*

???:*Kicks the door open*

*Its too dark to see*

*Uses a flashlight*

*The sound is even more quiet*

???: Come on out! Or is will use Force!

*A light is on in the basement*

*Rushes over*

*It's nothing more than an Octoling Mutant, it instantly pounces on the recruit and starts to tear into their stomach, I take the time to sneak away without making sounds*

???: What the…

*The mutant roars before attacking and tearing into their ribcage, and I manage to escape without making any sound.*

???: *turn into squid form and swims through ink*

*I am hiding in the shadows*

(Hello?)

(.)

Jacob: Its always the best people who mess up the most

*Knocking on the door*

Jacob: Hmmm

winter:*sighs*

I pant heavily, “p-pssh they never gonna find me”

???: These handcuffs have a pulse detector…

“...”

*knocking on the door*

“AHH! Oh...” I open the door

???: Hello there… mind if i have a chat?

“Uh yeah okay...” I get a little shaky

*Sits down at a table*

I sat at the other side of the table

???: *He immediately handcuffs you*

“SH__”

Agent Moth: fell for the oldest trick in the book!

“Oh yeah? Well try arresting a DEAD BODY!” I slam my head into the corner of the table and fall unconscious but I’m still alive

Greeeeeen: godf**king DAMMIT. alright now im not usually this angry but that random guy who thought i was a destructive robot REAAAAAAAAAAALLY took it to an inter-dimensional law enforcement, to send their best recruits
Greeeeeen: well, i can still change my right arm to practically anything and my left hand to also, practically anything, so :p

(Stone)

Stone: dang...

Icy: *waiting for the servers to go online so she can jump in when the I.D.L.E. arrive*
(context: Icy is something like monika from ddlc and can kinda jump through dimensions through hacking theirself into the code of the world)

*Knocking on door*

Icy: dammit it's still offline *doesn't open the door yet*

???: OPEN UP!!

Icy: *sips Berdly Tea*
(it's a deltarune chap 2 joke)

???: Open the door you virus!

Icy: no i don't think i will

???: *The door bursts open*

Icy: my door qwq

???: Stop right there!

*Icy is sitting on a chair with their laptop open*
Icy: do i look like I'm going somewhere?

???: I know what you do!

Icy: Nice

???: You better not load yourself into the internet right now...

Icy: I don't want to go to the internet. Don't you know how messed up it is there? By the way I'm Icy, as you should already know, who are you?

Agent Moth: Agent Moth… and it’s my job to make you answer for your crimes.