if you are scared of spiders, do this one!

I am extremely scared of spiders I have arachnophobia so WHOOO

examine the statue?

Yes

you see cracks on the feet and back of it*

I get closer to examine the cracks

*just then a loud crack comes from it.*

“Ooh” I back up

the cracks on it has worsened

I back up even more now

laughter comes from it, but the mouth isn't moveing

“What the...” I stand, shake lay in fear, getting ready to make a run for it

*the legs break to show for sharp legs.*

“AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH” I start sweating and I fall back as my body explodes with adrenaline (not literally)

*your hand gets stuck in a spiderweb*

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFFFFF!!!!!!” I scream and flail my arms around

2 sharp leg things comes out of the statue's back*

I stare at it with extreme fear

two spider-like fangs appear out of its mouth, smiles and roars demonicly

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” I try to get my hand out the web

Spider: ah a human! *chuckles*

“AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH!” I still am flailing my arms around to get every square inch of the web off my hand

*chuckles again* stop flailing before i kill you

“Wh-what?”

thats better. now what to do... what to do...

“Please don’t eat me PLEASE DONT EAT ME PLEASE” I shouted

nah.

I gulped and continued to sweat while I stand there, petrified, unable to move because I’m so scared

not yet.

“WHAT?!”

maybe...

My eyes won’t leave the sight of the spider and I won’t even try to stop getting the web off my hand

im wolfspider.

“I-I-I dont care I...I just wanna g-go home” I say softly

chuckles* you know, you are lasting longer than others at this point...

“WH-WHAT?!”

yes. not good.

“Just let me leave please I-I can just go home and we can forget this” I said under my breath “I sure wish I had a lighter right about now otherwise I’m gonna be in a cocoon soon” I shiver

ok. on one condition

“Yeah?”

*cuts him free* if you see me again, stay away.

“Oka-” I faint

teleports him home*

My unconscious body flops

good night

...a few hours later a get up slowly

*wolfspider is gone*

I moan “what...just happened? Did I black out?” I look around my house “huh? How did I get home?” I get up entirely and then I remember “that spider has something to do with it! But hell no I’m not going back there eek I HATE spiders...” and then I thought about it “Oh yes! I can put this in a file and call an exterminator” I rub my hands together sinisterly “heheheheheh”

*in your head*Wolfspider: that most of my victims.

“AH!” I turn around quickly

im speaking through thought

“How did you get in my head?!”

idk.

“Well I’m calling an exterminator!”

don't i am immune.

“Well we shall see”

do your worse.

“Oh it’s not gonna be me” I run to my phone on the table

ok go ahead then

I dial the numbers “I hope you know that I deeply hate spiders”

i do.

“Good” the phone picks up after 12 seconds “hello?”

after the call,*

“HA WOLF SPOODER he’s coming for your statue! Now if you’ll excuse me I got some files to make”

ok whatever