tom holy f-

Kawaii: *yeets the sun at the giant robot* : )

Tord: fu-

Kawaii: die lol

Tord: wait you can't yeet the sun

Kawaii; actually yes i can i am a god

Tord: then I can blow up jupiter

Tenka: -glances out the window, holding a cup of coffee- huh. thats new-

Tord: *blows up a house*

Tenka: oh damn- -goes outside on her porch and gets a better look at it-

Tord: HAHA!

Tenka: -just kinda observes it from afar, seems interesting-

Tord: *sees tenka* YOU LIKE MY GIANT ROBOT?

Tenka: definitely! did you design it yourself?

Tord: YEAH!

Tenka: impressive! must've taken a long time, huh-

Tord: TOOK 7 YEARS!

Tenka: Damn- that's surprisingly shorter than i thought- i thought, like, 11 or something-

*tord goes flying out*

Tenka: -kinda just watches him fly off from the explosion, in shock-

Tord: YEAH, I KNOW

Tenka: sooo why you destroying crap anyways? Thats seems awfully.. harmful, to say the least-

Tord: sorry for yelling, didnt think anyone could hear me up here. Anyways, its because of the red army and tom.
Tom: HEY!

Tenka: ohhh yeah that dude- i see him around, he’s kinda creepy-

Tom: *pulls out harpoon gun*

Tenka: oh damn-

Tom: *shoots the robot*
Tord: ah f-

Tenka: -winces at the harpoon going through the robot- OH CRAP-

*robot blows up*

Tenka: -kinda just freezes up while it explodes- i- oh-

*tord lands on a hill*

Tenka: -without thinking, starts heading towards where he landed-

Tord: *slowly gets up*

Tenka: -gets to where he landed while he got up- hey uh- oh jeez your arm-

(In this version, Tom is the bad guy, tord is the good guy)
Tord: *pain*

(Okey)
Tenka: ah jeez- -goes up to him and kinda checks his wounds-

*tords entire arm is bleeding, and half of his face is bleeding*

Tenka: ugh, thats bad.. oh, hold on- -reaches into their pocket and pulls out a roll of bandages- (yk for emergencies-)

(No sh*t)
Tord: *p a i n*

Tenka: -fumbles with the roll, then starts carefully wrapping it around his arm, making it tight but not too tight-

Tord: Thanks.

Tenka: don’t mention it.- -kinda rips the bandages off the rest of the roll and ties a knot- there-

Tord: Thanks. That's gonna be helpful.
Tom: *harpoon matt*
Edd: HOLY F-

(Man tom goin off-)
Tenka: -kinda hears edd freak the f out, looks towards where their house is-

*Matt isn't dead because he's too focused on his beauty*

Tenka: how the hell- that tom dude just harpooned that strawberry blonde guy-

Matt: Oh, I've been impaled.

Tenka: how is he not dead wh- eh nevermind thats not the issue at hand here-

Tom: *shoots rocket at tord*

Tenka: wh- Where did he get a rocket?! -kinda grabs Tords unharmed arm and moves far out of the way-

Tom: *shoots rocket at matt*
Matt: *not dead&

Tenka: how is someone so narcissistic that they just dont die-

Matt: Oh, I got blown up!

Tenka: dang, slow reaction time too- the whole dumbass package-

Matt: Hey! I heard that!

Tenka: .-. I dont have time for this-

Edd: *grabs pistol*

Tenka: w h a t

Tom: *impales edd*
Edd: ah sh*t.

Tenka: ..well i guess that finishes that- should probably get you somewhere safe before you get impaled too-

*Paul drives in*
Paul: hop in, we gotta go back to the red army
Tord: they betrayed me though-
Paul: Just get in.

Tenka: oh- well thats convenient-

(Yeah, I'm ruining eddsworld story plot. How could you tell?)
*inside the car*
Paul: Half of the red army is dead because of some guy named Tom trying to kill tord.

Tenka: i kinda know Tom- he lives on the same street as me-

(BTW, not half of the red army is dead. Half of the people Paul knows in the red army are dead)
Paul: Well, Tom's gone on a rampage. *starts driving faster in panic*

Tenka: well that aint good-

Tom: wheres tord...

(Is he like right there or just talking to himself-)

(Talking to himself(

(Ohhh ok) Tenka: -kinda looks out the car window- kinda feel bad for you, Tord- about the robot and all that..-

(I saw ur thing saying u simp for tord, does your oc simp for tord or somethin)
Tord: Eh, it's fine. I can make another robot.

(Idk tbh- i mean totally but like not if your not ok with it lmao-) Tenka: ah- alrighty then..-

(I'm fine with it it's just funny cuz I mainly see people simp for characters like eteled and others)

(Ohh ok-)

Tord: ...
*akward silence*

Tenka: -leans head on her hand, kinda zoning out-

Paul: OH SH*T- *turns the car around into the ditch*
Tom: GO***AMN IT!

Tenka: WH- the hell-

Paul: *shoots tom*
Tom: Very effective. *his monster form*

Tenka: -looks out the window and sees Tom in his monster form- WHAT THE EVERLOVING F***-

Tord: Thank God I had this. *press a partly broken remote*

Tenka: -glances at the remote Tord has- ?

*there's LOTS of rumbling*

Tenka: oh jeez- -kinda braces self for whatever is about to happen-

Tord: *starts up the damaged car* Get in, we gotta go to the rumbling.

Tenka: ok then- -hops into the passenger seat-

Tord: *driving fast as possible, even with the destroyed arm*
Tom: *chasing*
*at the rumbling*
Tord: Alright, here we are

Tenka: -gets out of the car, kinda shook from how fast they were going- soo whats gonna happen here-

Tord: It should not be taking this long...
*30 minutes later*
Tord: Finally, the Robot I spent 11 years making, I've been waiting to use it.

Tenka: a- i knew you’d spend 11 years making one- also WHAT-

Tord: I knew Tom was gonna go crazy, but if I killed him before, everyone would have called me crazy.

Tenka: ohhh okay- that kinda makes sense-

Matt: Can i get some help?

(HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE W)

(Narcissism)
Matt: Helllooo?

(I should’ve known-) Tenka: are you kidding me-

Matt: -<-

Tenka: maybe i should be a narcissist so i wont die as easily-

Matt: It takes years to master being a narcissist!

Tenka: well that checks out-

Matt: Now help me!

Tenka: well.. how exactly- you’ve got a harpoon through you-

Matt: Oh yeah.

Tenka: anyways- might wanna hurry before Tom destroys another robot-

Matt: *trying to push self out of harpoon*

Tenka: -sigh- welp- not the first time ive ripped a harpoon out of someone- -grabs onto the handle of the harpoon-

Tom: *there*

Tenka: -right when shes about to rip the harpoon out, she kinda sees tom inthe corner of her eye, gets startled, and flings the harpoon at him- JESUS-

Tom: A- *gets knocked out*

Tenka: i- holy sh** did i do that-

Matt: Yes!

Tenka: -wheezes out of relief- oh thank god-

Tord: *tired*

Tenka: so i guess thats over with huh- -looks at tord-

Tom: *slowly waking up*

Tenka: -glances back at Tom and kinda sees him waking up- ah shit- -grabs the harpoon and approaches Tom-

Tom: Haha, funny metal spikey!

Tenka: -points the harpoon at his neck- :|

Tom: *shakes head and tries to get harpoon back&

Tenka: hey- -bonks him with the handle- no-

Tom: no

Tenka: shut- im the one who managed to know you out first try out of pure luck- you didn’t do anything-

Matt: He did kill Edd!

Tenka: well- besides that- and all that robot crap too- ok yknow scrap all that just don’t move or your getting knocked out again-

Tom: no

Tenka: -_-

Tom: *steals harpoon

Tenka: wh- hey-

Tom: Imma give you 5 seconds to run

Tenka: uh..- THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS- -kicks Tom in the shin-

Tom: OW MOTHERF**KEE

Tenka: HAHA- -attempts a snatch on the harpoon-

*Tom epically becomes monster

Tenka: yup bad idea uhh- (man tord prob just watching this like-)

(Tord rn be like: *JEOPARDY MUSIC*)
Matt:Oh f**k!

(Lmaooo)
Tenka: YUP THINK ITS TIME TO GO NOW-

Tord: f**k this shit I'm out

Tenka: well uh- id love to stay and chat buttt i got somewhere to be soo yeahbye aa- -just starts booking it-

Matt: Hey!

Tenka: oh- right- -goes back, grabs Matt and books it pt 2-

Tom: f**k.

Tenka: -catches up to tord, dragging Matt behind her- sooo now what-

Tom: *slow*

-glances behind her and sees him being slow- PFFT HAHAHA SLOW MF-

Tord: you jinxed it
Tom: *fast as f**k&

Tenka: MAN I SHOULD BE QUIET HUH-

Tom: lmao

Tenka: Why does he wanna kill you so bad anyways-

Tord: I may or may not have blown up his house because he punched me for no reason

Tenka: I would’ve done the same to be honest lmao-

Matt: woah calm down Jamal, don't pull out the 9
Tom: *pulls out the 9*

Tenka: the heck is a 9- and who the hell is Jamal wha-

Matt: You don't know vines- The 9 is a gun.

Tenka: ohh- WAIT A GUN-

Matt: A 9mm!

Tenka: ohhh okay- that makes sense-

Tom: Watch some vine on my phone before I kill everyone so you can see some funny stuff

Tenka: wha no- thats not a very good trade- (imagine your last words being hurricane katrina more like hurricane tortilla)

Tom: :(
(Hurricane Big shot)
(*accidentally says big shot but o is i*)