Envoy Says...

but we have no idea what we are voting for. why are you asking us?

well, heres a summary of me:

im a crusader, and promise to work along side you guys to bring peace to imglfip. i believe in freedom and liberty, and fun memes!

we have no idea of your social profile or past election status. for all we know, you could by lying for votes. with most of us having little or no association with imgflip_presidents, we are prime targets for manipulation. plus, you can't just get voters from random streams. that would be like getting random Canadian citizens to vote in an American election.

but im running with behapp and other crusaders, so it felt appropriate to announce it here. i fully understand if u don't want to vote me! thanks for hearing me out.

sorry. i also looked at the recent stuff in the president stream and it's just fking warzones out there. there's beef with you and jemy and fak_u_lol and it doesn't seem like ANYONE from there is trustworthy at the moment. sorry, but i can't vote for whatever this thing is with confidence that i'm voting for the right person with the right goals for the right reasons and not a lying scumbag that just kisses our asses only to turn around and destroy the system of government once they're elected.

How about now?
I doubt I'm a lying scumbag but I wouldn't trust me 👍

who are you?

An alchemist

uh
ok
name one thing you do thats useful