I'm tired and I'm bored

Oslo: why you in the woods?

?: *startled* oh! hi! i don't actually know *laughs sheepishly*

Oslo: lifts finger. There’s a bear behind you
Here’s his showcase: imgflip.com/i/5segh7

L: *screams like a girl and hides behind Oslo*

Oslo: snaps finger. Bear gets sliced into pieces by a axe
Oslo: why are you in this forest?

L: *still a little skittish* I don't actually know

Oslo: you name is L?
Oslo: NeverMind that. You need to go home because I won’t be able to stay here forever and if if don’t. Those bears will eat you alive. Do you know where you live?

L: no it's luke. uhh I'm not good with directions

Oslo: takes his phone and scans Luke. Hmm, okay i know what your thinking and all you personal info. Here.
“Oslo shows Luke his phone”

L: oh cool but umm I don't really live anywhere *looks at floor*

Oslo:hmm. How about you stay at my place. It’s near the forest and I have 1 extra room?

L: sure! thanks

Oslo:takes Luke to his inn.
Oslo:it’s kinda abandoned and only i and the innkeeper live here

L: nice place though *suddenly shouts profanity and apologised quickly*

Oslo: can you change your name to Oslo
Oslo: hey innkeeper. Got a extra room near room 11
The innkeeper: yes, of course
You see only a few people here. The are maids serving the restaurant (where you will eat) and cleaning service. There also a couple of people here.

L: *follows Oslo to room 11*

One of the maids: here’s you room, sir
Oslo: thanks
Oslo: here is my room
You see a medium sized room with some modern furniture and a comfy carpet.
Oslo: pls take of your shoes and put them in the small staircase
Oslo: you want to sleep in the guest room or the other bed (near me) which should be more comfortable
Hat: hello Oslo and who’s this
Oslo: introduces Luke
Hat: oh
Hat: nice to meet you! I’m hat, like a real talking hat
Oslo: that’s my friend

L: ooo. I've never seen a talking hat before

Hat: oh, I guessed so
Hat: I’m created by Oslo’s magic and I am very powerful
Hat: there were 10 of us but we got separated and only 2 of us survived
Hat: here’s my magic. Lifts bed and smacks it on the window
Hat:opps
Oslo: reverts time and the bed goes back normal
Oslo: so which bed do you want to sleep, the small comfy bed near mines or the big hard bed in the guest room?

L: *mutters* perfectly normal behaviour. oh I don't mind

Oslo: oh okay. If I were you, I’d prefer the small, comfy bed because it’s comfortable and your near me so when I danger, I can touch you and teleport away
ALERT! A GROUD OF BARBARIANS HAVE BEEN SPOTED (YES THIS IS NOT MEDIEVAL BUT CAN WE HAVE SOME FUN)
Innkeeper: OSLO!
Oslo: I know, innkeeper

L: *is scared visibly. he obviously gets frightened easily*

Oslo: don’t worry.
Oslo: this happens often and we always take care of it
Oslo: hmm they have magic now. This will get fun
Oslo jumps out of the windows and you can only hear weird chang noises

L: *quietly* oh ok. *sits on his bed just casually chilling*

You peek in the window and you can’t see Oslo? You start thinking that he’s dead you will be to. You start to panik but suddenly see something that dashes your hopes
Oslo: appears. Looks like I didn’t have any fun
Oslo: turns invisible and starts punching their heads of their faces
Oslo: hahahahahahahahahahahhaahahha

L: *sips coffee* this is fine

Oslo: jumps back into room 11
Oslo: you want to play a game since we have one hour before 8 pm.
Hat: why didn’t you let me slice of their heads
Oslo: shut up hat
Hat: sobs
Hat: fine
Gun appears
Gun: heyya
Gun: …

L: what are we playing russian roulette or smt

Gun: don’t be mean
Oslo: how about a board games
Hat: ME Me mE I know! Maybe monopoly!
Oslo: uhh

L: sorry didn't mean to be rude. Umm maybe cluedo?

???: Now look who decides to enter /b/. F**k off your fa**ot kind isn't welcome here you jackass

oh hell yeah i LOVE fnf /v/ tan mod

same!

apparently the fnf devs want to put it in the game as an official week

Well it's best to keep that info with a grain of salt since Ninjia Muffin tends to pull pranks and say thing like this
Example: Week 7 being Ritz

true

L: *hurt at being called a f*g* uhhh

???: Get outta here we don't accept retards

L: *confusion* bitch what did I do

???: W E D O N T A C C E P T O U T S I D E R S
Get that into your head dumbass

L: I'm sorry is this YOUR forest

???: Now it is *He pulls out a gun* Goodbye retard

L: well sorry for existing you *shouts f**k and covers mouth* ok that wasn't intended *laughs nervously*

???: F**ker *He starts to shoot at L*

L: *f**king dies*

Shamaki: h-hello...
imgflip.com/i/5qbqig

L: who are you?

Sh-shamaki from... UA...

L: oh well hi shamaki *suddenly bangs palms of his hands together*

*jumps and bows* wh-what is your n-name?

L: sorry about that,; I can't help it. my name is Luke

Hello l-luke...wh-what are you doing h-here?

L: no clue. also you don't have to bow *smiles, shouts profanity and covers mouth*

Oh y-yeah sorry

L: don't have to apologizes. I am wearing a suit after all *giggle*

Are you l-lost?

Or hiding?

L: umm hiding I don't know what from

I normally hide here when I'm scared...i-is there something that scared y-you?

L: I heard a twig snap when i was resting and just ran. Might have been you though *chuckles a bit*

I apologise!

L: it might not have been so I'm still a little *twitches and neck clicks a bit* ow! *rubs neck*

Are you okay?

L: yeah I do that occasionally

Alright..*starts to climb up a tree* you come here o-often?

L: sometimes yeah. You?

Mhm

Okay

L: glad I'm not the only one *laughs sheepishly*

Same, who has scared you?

L:*shrugs* I heard I didnt see