Drop kick the child

officer I dropped kick there parent's out of self defense

nonono it's better to drop kick the child

well there a little child so they don't know what there talking about most likely so

officer i dropped kick my parents out of self defense

I’d confront the parents

true

Officer, i bit that child's cranium in self defense

nonono it's better to drop kick the child

Yea but biting their head will end them

true but drop kicking and using the orphan obliterater will too

How about we bite their heads then kick them and obliterate whats left?

nothing :)

Nothing remains

n o t h i n g r e m a i n s

Indeed

yes

*slaps the follow button*

officer i bludgeoned that child's head with a baseball bat in self defense

nonono it's better to drop kick the child

what about s t a b b i n g

Yes. Drop kick the child and then use

and if they aren't already an orphan
t h e n w e ' l l n e e d t o c h a n g e t h a t

Orphan Maker and Orphan obliterater lol

Y A S

lmao

y a s

y e z

Officer, I burnt that family on a stake out of self defence

oml yes