K R I S deltarune rp time lol)

Dragnoc: ... *slowly pulls out chainsae*

* It’s Berdly. Looks like he’s searching for Queen again *
ᕯ “Oh my luxurious Queen!!! I’ve found something you would adore!”

* He’s holding a game console. *
((Ive already typed this in another rp but it’s six feet under so i’m here

Mario:....ur that guy from deltarune aren't u

Kris: yeah, i guess

Mario: cool

Kris: not a guy tho.

Mario:...really?

Kris: yes, really.

Mario:...ur a girl?

Kris: yeah, duh.

Mario:...oh ok

Kris: i mean, it is a headcanon. so, yeah.

Mario:..so whatcha doin?

DR!Adam: ….

Kris:,....

Spamton: HEY EVERY ___! IT'S ME!!

Kris: OH NO OH F**K IM OUTTA HERE *usain bolts outta there*

(Spamton follows him at the same speed.)

Kris *thinking* jesus christ he's still following me

Spamton: COME BACK YOU [[Little Sponge]]

Kris: OH F**K!

Spamton: I NEED YOUR [[Help]]

Kris: AND I NEED YOU TO GO AWAY!

Spamton: WELL TOO BAD BECAUSE THAT'S [[Not Happening]]

Kris: I SWEAR TO GOD SPAMTON!

Sans: hey kid

Kris: sand underman

Nicole: oh hello! *her head is a tv screen and a waving hand shows up on the screen*

Kris: O_O I'm not sure how to feel about this lol.

what's your name? *an input screen comes up on her face* -you need to type something, but you don't have a keyboard-

Kris: uhh, Kris Dremurr?

-her screen goes black and she falls away from you-
???: well heck.

Kris: "Well heck" what?

?: she shut herself off again

Kris: uhhhh, ok?

KRIS!
GET THE BANANA!

Kris: dude i already got it lol.

KRIS!
GET THE OTHER BANANA!

Kris: got it as well

KRIS!
GET THE OTHER OTHER BANANA!

Kris: that one as well

...
KRIS!
GET THE BANANA YO HAVEN'T YET!

Kris: DUDE I HAVE ALL THE BANANAS

*throws a banana at Kris*
Now you do.

Kris: bruh