BREAKING NEWS: JILL BIDEN WAS ASKED WHY SHE IS WEARING BLACK AT THE G-20 SUMMIT 'I WEAR BLACK TO REMIND JOE THAT I'M ALWAYS READY FOR HIS FUNERAL'. (CNN) President Biden retorts 'You're a lying, dog-faced pony soldier' While Pope Francis offers Biden communion if he lets him watch Biden's hairy legs turn blonde in the sun. MEME BY: PAUL PALMIERI
