Huh

Its a long story

It goes a little something like
*life happened*
"Youre gonna burn in hell you sinner!" vs "You're such an angel!"

Ooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy thennnnnnnnnnnnn

*huggie*

*winces slightly from a pain in my right arm muscle* *hugs back*

*smiles*

(The hell happened to your arm?)

(yesterday I was working and today my right arm has been hurting for some reason, i lift something and there's a sharp pain through my arm so i decided to incorporate it here)

You're cute

No we aren't.

We are

NO WE AREN'T

STOP SAYING WE ARE

NO BECAUSE WE ARE

We aren't married.

We are

We aren't.

We are

BUT WE AREN'T

But we are

NO WE'RE NOT

YES WE ARE

The only reason I give up is cause frankly I don't have the willpower to argue

Or even have confidence
And I usually have a lot of that

Because im your *inhales* husbandddddddddd

I'm not making up anything. Like I'm not joking when she allowed me to be on her account.

Do I need to even show you that?
I don't wanna do it because she is on and I don't wanna kick her off from it, but just because I don't want to doesn't mean you win the argument.

I still don't get how she can be with someone as toxic as you. You think that she only relies on you when in fact she relies on me and a few others as well.

If it wasn't for me being by her side all the time she would've even be alive right now!

I've helped her through tons of shit for over a year and a half since I met her, so don't think you're Billy badass taking all the credit trying to be better than everyone bro. Especially when you're calling me toxic when you're in fact just as bad if not worse. I've gone through change that most wouldn't survive. So if you wonder why I'm toxic and stuck up, its because I've seen just about any pain known to mankind.

(It's alright, I have my brother's account info. Go on and show him.)

And what makes your pain an excuse to treat others like absolute shit?

Im not treating anyone like absolute shit besides you.

And here I am on her account, just in case you didn't believe me.

That could still be her talking which is the sad part

Haha, no you aren't
Spire said multiple times you aren't.

If you were her husband, you'd be a toxic asshole in the relationship.

Bro you're the short tempered guy who couldn't take a joke yesterday, holy shit and you call me toxic

Knew you were gonna say something like that :)

At least I know how to not be manipulative.

Im not manipulative, meet, you wanna see manipulative? I'll show you manipulative

I don't need an example when Spire told me you've been manipulating her.

The fact that I haven't been is funny as shit, dunno where you heard that bullshit from

Heard it from Spire herself.

Yeah sure bud

You're talking to someone who has enough trust from her to even be allowed to be on her account itself.

That says alot about how much she trusts me.

You could also be making up shit as well. So I mean...?

No, he's telling the truth, he does have my account info

And i thought you trusted me, hmph

F**king sleep then. I'm going back onto my account now.

Ok

Really? I hardly believe that.

I'm going to bed, don't think you won this argument. I just need to sleep.

Well it's true.

For all go***mn hell I do not talk in 3rd person -Spire

That wasn't even 3rd person, it contained "i" which stands for 1st person

Oh and btw, go find that image please :)

Yknow what? F**k you, go find it yourself if you don't trust me.

Nonono. I think you missed what I mean. Yes part of that was in 1st person but another part was in 3rd person.

"And here I am on her account, just in case you didn't believe me."
Notice that word. "HER". that is not 1st person. Besides, I don't call mysf female pronouns. I call myself by male pronouns.

Whatever, but it's still super easy to impersonate someone

*myself

Since when do I do impersonations?

A f**king lot

Examples..?

Well you used to anyways, and I can't think of any rn

What'd you say "ok" to, the first or 2nd part-

Can't remember

"I can't think of any rn" mf you wouldn't be able to think of any anyways.

Yes i could if I wasn't sleep deprived and thinking of every missing assignment I have in school atm

For the last time, we're not married.

Even if we are, I don't remember marrying you.

And don't be like "oh it's because you've been with so many people that you've forgotten" because that's just f**king mean after all the shit I went through before.

We are married, you just don't remember.

You wish.

We are legit

Mate, stop being a manipulative bitch.
You aren't, Spire said you two aren't married, so shut the f**k up.

We are married, we had a f**king wedding a while back, now stfu peanut gallery looking head ass

WE FUÇKING AREN'T WHY BOTHER SA6ING THAT WE ARE

YOU AREN'T GONNA WIN HERE

YES WE ARE, WE HAD A WEDDING

Fine then

What day did we have it on
Who officiated
What time was it
If it was on an image go find it

Im going to go find the image

Why are you even with him still.

Because I cling onto toxic relationships that seem sweet but aren't.

Then just break up with him for god sakes!
I don't mean to sound frustrated nor trying to hurt you in anyway but it's the only solution I have left!

*SAYING

Either go the f**k to sleep right now or hit me, your choice.

I choose neither

Fine whatever I give up.

Yessssss

Alright, hold the f**k up.
I spot something wrong with one of those.

What-

Why be hit.

I meant like

"Tell me"

Not literally "hit me"

Oh.
My bad.

Oh do you now

Tell me my entire life

Do it
I dare ya

Uh idk that much but i know most

"MoSt" hit me.

Im too tired

And I always lose

..At everything

Not f**king joking this is not a haha funny moment

Haha funny moment go brr

You dont lose at everything, stop the guilt trip.

Oh you have no idea.

Yes i do

(Well that sucks. Okay then-)

Nu

(yep)

Yes you are

Nuu

Yes

Nu

Yuss

Fine you win

I always win