Roast my dog

Why your dog's face look like it got squashed by a hydraulic press?

His face looks like a watercolor painting

That feels like a compliment somehow

Wha how

Idk I just think watercolor is rlly pretty lol

Oh I’ll try again, he looks like a plushie with no stuffing

Oh my god your roasts are so funny tho lmao

Wait really? Like in a good way or bad?(I know for a fact it’s bad)

No it’s good, like they’re really creative and it made me laugh lol

Oh I thought it was one of those things where you say something to roast me and then get a picture of it and post it on the roast stream

Oh nah fam like ur genuinely funny

Oh thanks (your gonna say sike or something I know it)

his nose looks better than you completely

the dog probably breathes and eats in 8K Ultra HD 1080p with how wide that face is
the face is literally wider than a limo is long

His face looks like an aborted Half-Life head crab

His nose is thiccer than my ass

But what does that say about your a*s then?

It's thiccer than Dubai

ok

why does their face look half eaten

I diagnose you with melting

This is too cursed, even for the cursed images stream

hope he is feeling better after that bee sting. ;)

man looking like he drinks diet coke to be skinny

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HrJo3A25C1M

Only an idiot would ask the internet to roast their mom. The only redeeming quality about you is that you made this a panorama so we don't see your ugly face in the event that you accidentally posted a picture of yourself.

You see, there IS a reason I haven't done a face reveal and it's just that reason :)

it looks like he touched water and started screaming "i'm melting!"

HAHAHA

:D

He atacc
he protecc
but best of all
he thicc

That’s amazing

Nope @eartquakeapplepieham I’m not gonna say some and actually I followed

*sike

he looks like fluffy bacon

HAHAHA nice