P a i n

I saw him in the oven in 1943
(during w.w II)

Ah, that's why my Kentucky fried chicken wasn't boneless

XD
(I need that in cursed comments!)

Saw him grabbing some milk at the store

He's lactose intolerant

He’s getting it for the rest of the family

For 13 years?

Google maps sucks sometimes bro

I've had 4 replacements and they all left too😔

Maybe they should just stop trying to get milk from the store

Fair enough