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I'm listening?

Bill Cipher:

The deal is not to do a deal

Then go back to America you dorito

Bill Cipher:No I Am Staying In Gravity Falls

Wy am I here? IM SUPPOSED TO BE IN F**KING JAPAN

Bill Cipher:

Bitch

Bill Cipher:

Auditor: …

Bill Cipher: ...

Auditor: what do you want?

Bill Cipher:*leaves by teleporting*

Auditor: what the hell-

Beluga: ok

Bill Cipher:I Don't Make Deals With Discord Users

Hecker: do it or I heck you

Bill Cipher:N O

Hecker: *Hecks bill cipher*

Bill Cipher:That Won't Work

Hecker: *hecks bill cipher*

Bill Cipher:*leaves by teleporting*

*forces Bill to come back*

Bill Cipher:Well Time To Erase Myself Then *erases himself*

*redrawn bill*

The spider: I can't shake hands.

Bill Cipher:Then Go Away then

The spider: make me

Bill Cipher:i will kill you if you don't go away spider

The spider: oh oh spare me oh HAHAHA. getting threaten by something that looks like a yellow leaf. I am one of guradians of the RP stream i bet you'll have a hard time defeating me

Bill Cipher:First Of ALL I Do Notl look Like A Yellow Leaf Second ITS TIME TO DIE SPIDER

*The spider hits bill into the wall at 0.00001 milliseconds*

The spider: you call yourself a god tisk tisk.

Bill Cipher:I WILL COME BACK *gets erased*

*the spider is laughing*

The spider: man he was instantly easy. and he calls himself almighty hahaha

Bill Cipher: i am back STUPID SPIDER DID YOU THINK I WOULD BE GONE HELL NO

The spider: yeaaaa the easy fight is back on HEHE. comon leaf show me what you got

What is it?

Bill Cipher:

Aw.

Me: hElL YeAh

Bill Cipher:

me: whats the catch tho

Bill Cipher:*leaves by teleporting*

Me: uhggg

Kayla: Uh..sure? What's the deal?

Bill Cipher:

Kayla: Why not?

Bill Cipher:Go Away Or Else I Am Gonna Shoot You

Kayla: Ok! OK! Fine! Jeez..

Bill Cipher:

Kayla: But..before you do anything stupid...I know someone you might know...

Bill Cipher:Who is It?

Kayla: Well...my friend has been talking about you for ages...his name is Dipper....does that ring a bell? (I know he doesn't have a friend named Kayla in the series, but this is just a AI)

Bill Cipher:Dipper? Oh Him Yea He Will Come Back Here In Next Summer AND He Doesn't Know What He's Gonna Be Facing hahahahaha

Kayla: But didn't he defeat you before?

Bill Cipher:HE WONT BE BEATING ME I WILL DESTORY THE UNIVERSE AND NO ONE WILL BE LEFT ALIVE

Kayla: What about..me? O^O

Bill Cipher: