POV: Your on discord and you see hecker, wdyd?

Kawaii: *screaming* OML ITS HECKER FROM FROM BELUGA AAAAAAAAAAAAA-

hecker: yes, and what do you want?

Kawaii: wait what-
Kawaii: oh right you can talk

hecker: of course i can talk

Kawaii: anyways i wonder if i can somehow get into a beluga vid 🤔

hecker: join the discord server beluga uses then

Kawaii: ok den *casually joins it*
(also Kawaii's discord is basically this uwu)

hecker: i guess after that just wait

Kawaii: oklol

hecker: alright I’m answer the door, they keep knocking

Kawaii: if lady gaga turns into a kale leaf and your non-existent uncle is eating your sock under your bed at 2AM, blame it on the guy at the door who's probably a pizza delivery guy in nothing but his underwear and a horribly knitted football cap trying to deliver you a pizza but in reality it's just a bunch of chili-covered olives on a carpet inside a bunch of broken windows held together with walmart-version flex tape

Kawaii: i guess you can

“OH MY GOD HECKER’S HERE?!”

hecker: thank you

“What else can you heck?”

hecker: well i can heck the discord mods, my friends, and other stuff.

“Woooow”

hecker: hold on there’s another knock on my front door

“Oh god”

hecker: yes

“I’m a BIG HUGE fan”

hecker: okay

“I loved that one time when you hecked beluga to give him full battery and it exploded”

hecker: yeah, i can do it again lol

“DO IT AGAIN DO IT AGAIN”

hecker: okay *uses hecks to give beluga over full battery*

“OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOHH this is gonna be the most hilarious thing EVER!”

hecker: i know right?

“Yes yes yes your the BEST hecker”

Beluga: hello Hecker

hecker: hi beluga

Beluga: I forgor 💀

helo.

hecker: hi

cat: im cat.

hecker: hello cat

mow.

hecker: okay then…

so u heck?

hecker: yes

cool

Auditor: “Look it’s hax cat”

hecker: uh

Redthefellboi: holy shit is u hecker

hecker: yes

Redthefellboi: pog

hecker: bruh

What’s my address?

I forgot it

hecker: *uses hecking skills*

hecker: it's- (hecker has been muted, disrespect)

“ is that a ducking neck beard?”

hecker: ?