Obi-Wan Kenobi: I have a bad feeling about this.
Qui-Gon Jinn: I don't sense anything.
Obi-Wan: It's not about the mission, Master. It's something... elsewhere. Elusive.
Qui-Gon: Don't center on your anxieties, Obi-Wan. Keep your concentration here and now, where it belongs.
Obi-Wan: But Master Yoda said I should be mindful of the future.
Qui-Gon: But not at the expense of the moment. Be mindful of the living Force, young Padawan.
Obi-Wan: Yes, Master. How do you think this Trade Viceroy will deal with the Chancellor's demands?
Qui-Gon: These Federation types are cowards. The negotiations will be short.
Darth Sidious: What is it?
Daultay Dofine: [interrupts] This scheme of yours has failed, Lord Sidious. The blockade is finished. We dare not go against the Jedi.
Sidious: Viceroy, I don't want this stunted slime in my sight again. [Daultay leaves] This turn of events is unfortunate. We must accelerate our plans. Begin landing your troops.
Nute Gunray: My Lord! Is that... legal?
Sidious: I will make it legal.
Gunray: And the Jedi?
Sidious: The Chancellor should never have brought them into this! Kill them immediately!
Gunray: Yes... yes, my Lord. As you wish.
Qui-Gon: Do you hear that?
[a rumbling is heard in the distance]
Jar Jar Binks: Yeah.
Qui-Gon: That is the sound of a thousand terrible things headed this way.
Obi-Wan: If and when they find us, they will crush us, grind us into tiny pieces and blast us into oblivion!
Binks: Hmmm... yousa point is well seen. This way. Hurry!
Sidious: And Queen Amidala... has she signed the treaty?
Gunray: She has disappeared, my lord. One Naboo cruiser got past the blockade.
Sidious: [annoyed] I want that treaty signed!
Gunray: My Lord... it's impossible to locate the ship! It's out of our range!
Sidious: Not for a Sith. [hologram of Darth Maul appears in front of Viceroy Gunray] This is my apprentice, Darth Maul. He will find your lost ship. [holograms of Sidious and Maul fade]
Gunray: This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!!
Rune Haako: We should not have made this bargain.
Watto: Here it is... a T-14 hyperdrive generator!! Thee in luck, I'm the only one hereabouts who has one...but thee might as well buy a new ship. It would be cheaper, I think. Saying of which, how's thee going to pay for all this?
Qui-Gon: I have 20,000 republic dataries...
Watto: Republic credits? Republic credits are no use out here. I need something different, something more real...
Qui-Gon: I don't have anything else, but credit
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