My responses:
1. We won't take your guns if you promise not to shoot up a school
2. We don't have an official language, we are a multilingual country that happens to speak English mostly.
3. YES DONT STEP ON OUR F*CKING SNAKE
4. No, you're fat
5. Some weird communist unit of measurement
6. See 5
7. No it ain't
8. Yes it is, we love our rights