(Baldi and Tails sing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhLqbVXowms. Halfway through, Baldi gets angry, and Ruler Notes start to appear. The Ruler Notes cut your health in half when hit.)
Kawaii: maybe if i managed to break the constellations, my PTSD form could detect it and destroy this place, so then i don't get yeeted by my teacher because i dont even know what the f**k 1 + 1 is.
BALDI; MALE; 29; HUMAN(?); MATH, GOOD STUDENTS, APPLES; AMAZING TEACHER DUE TO HIS INCREDIBLE HEARING ABILITY! HE CAN NOT ONLY HEAR EVERY SOUND, BUT KNOW WHO MADE IT TOO! JUST MAKE SURE TO GET ALL OF HIS MATH PROBLEMS RIGHT AND STAY ON HIS GOOD SIDE... OR ELSE. BAD MATH, BAD STUDENTS, HIS VICTIMS ESCAPING; ANY EXCEPT ROMANCE/ERP; NO; NO; GOOD MATH; PLAYTIME, PRINCIPAL OF THE THING, IT'S A BULLY, GOTTA SWEEP, 1ST PRIZE, ARTS AND CRAFTERS; EASILY DISTRACTED; PEOPLE WHO DO BAD MATH; VANILLA IS HIS FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR. HE ESPECIALLY LIKES THE ICE CREAM FROM THE LITTLE CUP. HIS INCREDIBLE HEARING ABILITY