hecker: what the fu-

Uses eraser

But why did you pull out a corpse?

Why not?

Fair.

So, we are not killing, just trapping

We don't know its power level!

I have adopted 22 superpowered kids, I think I can handle one squid

You said you were normal.

Sarcasm

Oh. Alright then.

I need coffee.

Oh well.
*Pulls out a yellow pencil

*Pulls out a cup of coffee from his pocket

You are Jesus

No I'm Doodle

... whatever

Who is Jesus anyways?

God knows

Who's God?

*facepalms*

Seriously! WHO IS JESUS?

No idea

Pen? You need a pen?
*Pulls a ball-point pen out of his pocket, and gives it to you

Oh, I thought the monster thing you meant was a pen...

No. It's a squid thing. Scared the fudge out of me!

Okay, so how do we get you back

I hope that that squid thong tears a hole in this reality...

Then I'll take Itt down

The darn this is 11ft tall!

So?

Yea. It should be easy to take down with a few guns.

I don't kill

*SCREEEE
NO! GET THAT PINK MONSTROSITY AWAY FROM ME!

My Name is eraser-head.

You Look VERY STRANGE!

I'm 30year old, adopted my class and 2 more kids and sleep in a sleeping bag in my classroom. No, I'm completely normal.

You look weird to me.
*Pulls out a pen and notebook from his pocket
What did you say your name was?

People call me eraser-head, but my name is shota aizawa

*Writes your name in the notebook, and pulls a large wooden desk out of his pocket
I'm just studying my surroundings.

Really, How'd you get from that scribble?

Well, I came from a world called Doodle Land, then, some grey, spiky squid thing tore a hole in my reality, sucking me into the hole.

..a pen

Don't Kill? Really? Not even a fly?

No, in my line of work, we stop people murdering

But murder is F̵̗̰͇̯̬̰̻̲̹̥͛̑̎̔͂̋̚U̵̺̣̱̝̭̠̯̿́̏̃̋̑̇͆̂̊̈́̐͋͊̕Ņ̸̛͙͎̞̯̝̹̳̮̜̤̲͈̤̊̑̾̑͗͊̃̋

Whãt dīd yøú jûßt $åy?!

F̵̗̰͇̯̬̰̻̲̹̥͛̑̎̔͂̋̚U̵̺̣̱̝̭̠̯̿́̏̃̋̑̇͆̂̊̈́̐͋͊̕Ņ̸̛͙͎̞̯̝̹̳̮̜̤̲͈̤̊̑̾̑͗͊̃̋

*takes out giant eraser*

*Pulls out morning star from his pocket

*pulls out corpse*

*He is very confused

That's not mine