Shisuki: *walks over to him* Why are you wearing a coat

???: It's cold

Shisuki: But it’s July!

So?

Shisuki: So, I think you should take the coat off. But if you don’t I don’t really care

???: Fine

Shisuki: Anyway, I am Shisuki, who are you?

Spike. At your service.

Shisuki: How are you

Spike: I'm fine. Just tired of being in that god D**n coat.

Shisuki: I feel that

*He walks over to the deli, where almost everyone runs out screaming and brings out 20 pounds of meat.

Shisuki: Why is everyone screaming?

Spike: IDK. Maybe because I'm a grey 11ft tall carnivorous monster

Shisuki: True, yet why am I not screaming?

Spike: Because you're like me. Not giving a shit about anything.

Shisuki: you’re probably right about that, so what do you want to do?

Spike: Watch some TV, maybe play some games

Shisuki: Okay!

Spike: I don't have eyes, but I can kick you're ass in CoD

Shisuki: Good for you

Hey there, why you in that?

It's cold

I know right, everyone says I'm weird

Milk: Wassup can a loc come in yo crib?

Glisten: Hey, you over there! Aren't you warm in the coat?

???: No. It's... erm... very cold?

Okay...

???: Now... uh... I'm gonna get some deli meat

Glisten: Okay, you do you i suppose

*He leaves the store with over 10 pounds of meat, and the security alarms start blaring

Glisten: *turns around with her hand hovering over her dagger, and says* You need a way out?

???: It happens all the time. Every time I need food, these things start ringing.

“Yo! It’s not Halloween yet!”

???: I'm just going to the store to get some deli.

“With that? PAAAAHAHAHAHAHA”

???: Perhaps.

“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA IM DEAD AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAA”

*Stifly walks over you you
???: You gotta problem?

“It’s not me it’s the big Mario avatar rain jacket AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAAA”

???: Bro it's cold af

“Yeah but you don’t have to go outside looking like you tried to make bowser’s she’ll for a jacket AAAHAAAAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAA” I fall on the floor laughing

???: jerk

toad: have i seen you before? * shakes a potion bottle * no i haven't carry on

???: !
???: YOU REMIND ME OF MY FRIEND, DANNY

???: im not no danny

(I'm not a part of this)
I bet ur name is toad