If you put lasagna on top of lasagna it’s now one lasagna do you think that’s true?

Marie: ... I-I actually don't know

And what about if you clean the shower are you showering the shower?

Why is she called like the Splatoon Marie? Is that just a coincidence or...

Coincidence

You have my respect for not creating a Splatoon hentai, I'm proud of you

Seriously, I can't tell how many Splatoon hentai I found while I was searching memes

Wait . . . how

You are welcome

[Current Character: Cam.]
Did you hurt UO?

who the funk put MICHAEL JACKSON IN THE FREEZER

Was it Y O U

...

>:(

“Why is one eye a different color?”

I was born that way

“So your not human correct? Or is it just a birth defect?”

No I’m perfectly good

“No one I’ve seen has two different colored eyes”

I was born this way, that's it

“...that’s concerning”

It's a birth defect but it hasn't been effecting me, there you go, happy now!!!

“No I still have more questions”

Okay, what's next

“If you saw an incapacitated person lying on the floor what would you do?”

Just ignore them unless it's Coy or Mason, then I would call for help

“Ok if you saw someone setting your house on fire what would you do?”

Marie: ... How could an base with excellent fire control be set in fire

Me with Base Infiltration Knowledge:

“You live in a base?”

Marie: Yes

“Ah I see, next question if a person tried to rob you what would you do?”

Marie: Gun em down

“Oh my god haha. Next question if someone leaked your personal info what would you do?”

Marie: Dress myself to look Nothing like my past self

“Yeah I probably would have done the same. Next question which of these would you consider yourself? Selfish, shy, stupid, quiet, weird, mean, nice, caring, life threatening, raged, cute, lovable, or outcast?”

You realize almost 1% of the humans on earth have different colored eyes right?

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