mind jet

*talks into the mic on what im seeing* oh wow the soviet mountains are beautiful

jet55: you liking the sites master?

wait what i thought i disconnected from the previous radio station i shouldnt be getting any radio signals
hello is anyone there?

jet55: you owned me for 2 years IM THE JET!

the jett is f**king talking wtf!? why are you doing this just now this is the first time i actually heard you talk at all

jet55: you never asked

ight well to be fair so how did you gain human conscious or whatever you think it is that made you alive

i was programmed duh

ok yeah your right well lets go to the red square in Moscow or chernoble in Ukraine you pick

jet55: north korea. we destroy them

um we would get our ass shot out of the sky before we even knew it and china would back them up to since china basically helps north korea how about chernoble

jet55: shot out of the sky? what kind of weed are you on? they can't even take out one of our missiles. Im more high tech. created from the united states. there are thousands of others made like me. so now LETS DESTROY NORTH KOREA!

fine but only for 30 minutes im suppose to be looking at the soviet archives for something

jet55: alrighty we are here. now its time to kill everyone in near the north korean leader and him himself

well you can do that for me im just gonna watch im not even suppose to be here

jet55: oh comon where is your fun switch at.

Cody: *whistling the wander by dion*

jet55: nice whistling

Cody: how are you talking!!!

jet55: I could always talk

Cody: ………. Uhhh i dont recall that being a thing.

jet55: mhm oh and also stop bringing women in here and doing the conga on my floor!

Cody: never did that i don’t dance at all

jet55: then who was that?

Cody: idk but knowing that imma getting a lock for you.

jet55: thanks anyway im running low on fuel

Cody:yeah lets land

Cody: wat.