spider outside

*arachnophobia kicks in bcz i hate spooders*

*it sees you*

oh hell no. *Liz_Dress_up_queen has left the meme*

lol

Huck: what. The. F*ck.

GOOD GOD

Jacob: * noclips and flies to it * The giant enemy spider

*HORD turns on anti no-clip weapon*

HORD: cheaters get cheated

Jacob: * starts throwing large pillars at the thing while beatboxing *

*HORD slices 10 buildings by using its front legs*

*the buildings fall on you*

JAcob: * runs to get out the way *

HORD: you cant run away that easily

*throws a building*

Jacob: * Runs to the side *

*jacob gets a scratch from a rock but it doesn't hurt him. Jacob is not backing down*

Jacob: >:)

HORD: I like how you fight. reminds me of my father but I wont let that faze me!

*HORD Fires missiles*

Jacob: * He teleports to the top of a building before he could get hit *

*you can chose your boss*

Jacob: hm

???: so I see you defeated boss 1 as well

JAcob: ???

*HORD slices the building in half*

Jacob: :O *he teleports to another one *

HORD: I shall destroy every building wigthin a 100 mile radius

*HORD destroys all buildings within a 100 mile radius*

(this would be a AMAZING anime)

Jacob: Oh no * He spawns a floating platform under his feet *

*HORD is now aggro baited*

HORD: your skills wont protect you for now!

*HORD Jumps away*

*ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED BOSS 1 of 100 BEATEN*

Jacob: 1- 100?!?!?

*you are spawned to the boss room*

Jacob: O_O

*the boss room has a list of all the bosses in the game. even those with X100 more power level then you*

Jacob: Uhhhhhhh

no

NOSIRRRRRR this is a ROLEPLAY stream if you dont want any anime then roleplay about it

Blocked, f**k you.

loser

*arachnophobia kicks in*

*its sees you*

*dances and shouts on megaphone* piNk f**kINg FaIRiEs eVerYWhERe

HORD: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

*it charges*

*its left leg slices the building your in in half*

You son of a betch

(lol)

*covers it in arachnid spray*

*dosen't go away*

(its a robo giant spider a spray is kinda usless)

BEGONE THOT

HORD: slices your brand new car in half

HAHA BITCH, IM A 30YEAR OLD MAN WHO SLEEPS IN A F**KING SLEEPING BAG, YOU THINK I HAVE A CAR?

*it was your mother's*

As I said 30 YEAR OLD MAN

*the hord smashes through your window and picks you up

HEY, WHAT ABOUT THE 22 KIDS I ADOPTED?!

HORD: WHOA WHOA WHOA you have kids?

Yep, f**king fed up with shit parents so I adopted my whole class and two other kids

HORD: respect

Thanks