Ranboo

💍Have a look around.

[Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found!]

💍We've got mountains of content,

[Some better, some worse..

💍If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first!

[Welcome to the internet!]

💍Come and take a seat,

[Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?]

💍There's no need to panic.

[This isn't a test, haha.]

💍Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest!

💍Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime.

[Anything and everything, all of the time.]

💍You know, it wasn't always like this..

[Not very long ago, just before your time.]

💍Right before the towers fell, circa '99. This was catalogs,

[Travel blogs, a chat room or two.]

💍We set our sights and spent our nights waiting for you, you, insatiable you.

[Mommy let you use her iPad, you were barely two.]

💍And it did all the things, we designed it to do.

[I give up this is too long.]

💍Lmao same-

[Here's how you can build a bomb!]

💍Which Power Ranger are you?
Take this quirky quiz!

[Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate. your. kids.]

💍Could I interest you in everything?

[All of the time?]

💍A little bit of everything, all of the time.

[Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime.]

💍Anything and everything, all of the time.

[Could I interest you in everything?]

💍All of the time?

[A little bit of everything, all of the time.]

💍See a man beheaded.

[Get offended, see a shrink.]

💍Show us pictures of your children.

[Tell us every thought you think.]

💍Start a rumor, buy a broom--

[--or send a d..th threat to a boomer.]

💍Or DM a girl and groom her..

[Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your--]

💍Here's a healthy breakfast option!

[You should k.ll your mom]

💍Here's why women never f**k you.

💍We got movies, and d.ct.rs, and fantasy sports..

[AndabunchofcoloredpencildrawingsofallthedifferentcharactersinHarryPotterf**kingeachother ]

💍haha, welcome to the internet.

[Hold onto your socks.]

💍'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his c.ck?

[They are grainy and off-putting..]

💍He just sent you more!

[Don't act surprised.]

💍you know you like it,

[Y o u w h . r e .]