If you did this, you're dead to me

*nervously sweats in "i don't like minecraft all that much"*

*Loads M4* i may only be in the coast guard but... (yes the johto coast guard is a thing now)

*^* *Loads shotgun* A n y l a s t w o r d s ?

wait wait wait lower the shotgun
what i just said is a fancy way of saying "help i wanna get into minecraft but i don't know my f**king password please just h e l p"

i just said "I DON'T K N O W THE PASSWORD"

you're all retards, oml-

Oh, you’re retarded? That’s very brave of you to admit that. I am glad that you feel comfortable telling people about it

no im not, you are

*lowers M4* ok i can help if you need!

Just say "I'm an idiot", it's not that hard

Minecraft is digital Legos

only an idiot would sin like this

y e s

Who would ever do such a thing?????

I only uninstalled it once
It was being weird so I wanted to re-download it
It fought back

I pressed uninstall about five times, and it didn’t uninstall until I opened a game and played for a few hours

so you said dont uninstall minecraft... well i didn't delete it but instead i made a tnt block out of tnt blocks and used a flint n steel and now my pc is about to blow up and i stuck it in my bath and turned on the water.

I've done it before but downloaded it back because it wouldn't update.

me 2

Why is no one talking about Minecraft Earth being installed on that phone?

me nervously sweating in: my phone has low storage space

He probably just ran out of storage on his phone ;)

b o n k

No u

lol

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No u times infinity

no u + magpie

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No u times infinity magpie squared

nu x infinity magpie swoop and Wedgetail eagle strike squared + 1

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No u times infinity magpie swoop and Wedgetail eagle strike squared + infinity

i have the unbeatable card!

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Unbeatable card no u times infinity cubed + 69420

stop

No