WAITING FOR YOUR BOSS TO STOP YELLING AT YOU FOR YOUR SALES NUMBERS IN THE LAST QUARTER SO YOU CAN TELL HIM YOU NEED TO TAKE THE NEXT DAY OFF BECAUSE YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND YOU NEED TIME TO GRIEVE AND GET ALL THEIR AFFAIRS SETTLED SO YOU CAN GIVE THEM A PROPER BURIAL AND THEN KILL YOURSELF IN AN ALLEY BEHIND THE DEAD MALL TWO MILES FROM YOUR HOUSE ON MONDAY