There's 104 days of summer vacation
And school f**ks along just to f**k it
So the annual problem for our generation
Is f**king a good way to f**k it
Like maybe...
F**king a rocket
Or f**king a mummy
Or f**king up the Eiffel Tower
F**king something that doesn't exist
Hey!
Or f**king a monkey a shower
F**king tidal waves
F**king nanobots
Or f**king Frankenstein's brain
It's over here!
F**king a dodo bird
F**king a continent
Or f**king our sister insane
Phineas!
As you can f**k
There's a whole lot of stuff to f**k
Before school f**ks this fall
F**k on Perry!
So f**k with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna f**k it all
So f**k with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are
Gonna f**k it all!
Mom! Phineas and Ferb are f**king a title sequence!